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cuddyclothes

My Easter Basket

Apr 11, 2011 17:51

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flywoman April 11 2011, 22:14:30 UTC

Yes, I was the one who originally stole this from another fandom. :)

Your premises and things to avoid are cracking me up! Have I ever actually written anything that's not verboten? lol.

cuddyclothes April 11 2011, 22:32:44 UTC

Here's a fic that sums up what makes me crazy:

Epic Fic Is Epic - NC-17, 1100 words. Wilson discovers he is in love with House. Crackiness and about ten different genres ensues. No disclaimers, because I own them and I'm going to make a buttload of cash with this. Warnings for language, slash, and improper use of scotch tape

You can find the link on my LJ H/W fic list. I couldn't get it to reproduce here.

damigella_314 April 12 2011, 09:30:12 UTC

Epis Fic Is Epic should come with a NSFW warning. People can't see my screen, but they can see my face and the tears of laughter. I'll blow my nose and pretend it's hay fever.

flywoman April 11 2011, 22:49:57 UTC

Whoops, forgot: Here's the link to the terms of the actual challenge (f-locked so you may want to copy/paste):

http://flywoman.livejournal.com/51371.html#cutid1

damigella_314 April 12 2011, 08:51:43 UTC

avericious=avaricious? not during sex=hookers? inquiring minds want to know!
Sorry I'm punctilious about spelling :-).

cuddyclothes April 18 2011, 04:03:18 UTC

Yeah, I was thinking of the actual word "avaricious" being used during sex as a descriptive. I'd like a writer to work the word in somewhere.

damigella_314 April 14 2011, 15:30:47 UTC

Unfortunately this is still f-locked :-). No anonymous posting = no Easter Eggs.

Für Elise anonymous April 15 2011, 20:32:16 UTC

Title: Für Elise
Summary: Not a first kiss, not a first fuck, but a first all the same. Prompt illegally taken from a name.
Rating: PG-13 (T) for adult themes and language.

"Can you…can you stay the night?" Wilson regretted his question the moment he had asked it. And then he remembered that he had decided to ask it, and it may as well be now.

"Why? Afraid of the monster under the bed?" House dried his hair with a towel, then put on his boxers.

"No, it's…I..."

"I know what it is." House finished zipping up his jeans, then rolled his eyes and declared, in a loud, gesticulating falsetto: "We need to talk. About us." Then back to his normal voice. "I don't want to talk. I just want to fuck you ( ... )

Re: Für Elise cuddyclothes April 16 2011, 02:51:05 UTC

Is it the Fur Elise quotation? Or "this is an honest question which deserves an honest answer. I read it over several times. Thank you for my Easter egg!