Because I hate your livers and want to see them punished
Ren's Ultimate Debate Drinking Game (compiled from all the other drinking
games, plus some additions)*
You can play one of two ways, either you drink when your guy says something
or the guy you aren't voting for says something. Trying to do both at once
will probably kill you with booze and who wants to go out being known as
the person who died because he drank too much during a lame presidential
debate?
Take a drink if either candidate:
...
- Addresses his opponent in the 3rd person
- Compliments his opponent's personal life or family
- Ignores a question by addressing the audience
- Argues with the moderator
- Mentions any of the following: unemployment, jobs, taxes, "With All due
respect"
- Drinks water
- Writes on their notes
Take a drink if Barack Obama mentions:
- The Auto Bailout
- Killing Bin Laden
- "Better off than 4 years ago"
- The Troops
- His Mother
- Says "Let me be clear"
- References Bain Capital
- Blames the previous administration
- Says "Milloniares" or "Billionares"
- Mentions Bain Capitol
Take a drink if Mitt Romney says
- Ronald Reagan
- Champion for Small Business
- I'm for the 100%
- "Not better off than 4 years ago"
- The Troops
- His Father
- Touts his plan to create 12 million jobs
- Says "entrepeneurs" or "small business"
- "private sector"
- References "My friends"
Special Rules
- If a candidate goes over their allowed time DRINK UNTIL THEY ARE STOPPED
BY THE MODERATOR
- If either candidate says Romneycare/Obamacare, RAISE YOUR DRINK - the
last player to raise their drink must finish it
- Finish your drink if Obama brings up "47%", "Cayman Islands" or "Swiss
Bank Accounts"
- Finish your drink if Romney brings up "doing fine", "Solyndra" or
"Redistribute"
- Finish your drink if there is no end-of-debate hug or handshake
*not fucking responsible i f you do something stupid while drunk because of
this, including you doing this in the first place
I'm cross-posting here and over on Dreamwidth at The Mad Ramblings. Feel free to comment in either place.
games, plus some additions)*
You can play one of two ways, either you drink when your guy says something
or the guy you aren't voting for says something. Trying to do both at once
will probably kill you with booze and who wants to go out being known as
the person who died because he drank too much during a lame presidential
debate?
Take a drink if either candidate:
...
- Addresses his opponent in the 3rd person
- Compliments his opponent's personal life or family
- Ignores a question by addressing the audience
- Argues with the moderator
- Mentions any of the following: unemployment, jobs, taxes, "With All due
respect"
- Drinks water
- Writes on their notes
Take a drink if Barack Obama mentions:
- The Auto Bailout
- Killing Bin Laden
- "Better off than 4 years ago"
- The Troops
- His Mother
- Says "Let me be clear"
- References Bain Capital
- Blames the previous administration
- Says "Milloniares" or "Billionares"
- Mentions Bain Capitol
Take a drink if Mitt Romney says
- Ronald Reagan
- Champion for Small Business
- I'm for the 100%
- "Not better off than 4 years ago"
- The Troops
- His Father
- Touts his plan to create 12 million jobs
- Says "entrepeneurs" or "small business"
- "private sector"
- References "My friends"
Special Rules
- If a candidate goes over their allowed time DRINK UNTIL THEY ARE STOPPED
BY THE MODERATOR
- If either candidate says Romneycare/Obamacare, RAISE YOUR DRINK - the
last player to raise their drink must finish it
- Finish your drink if Obama brings up "47%", "Cayman Islands" or "Swiss
Bank Accounts"
- Finish your drink if Romney brings up "doing fine", "Solyndra" or
"Redistribute"
- Finish your drink if there is no end-of-debate hug or handshake
*not fucking responsible i f you do something stupid while drunk because of
this, including you doing this in the first place
I'm cross-posting here and over on Dreamwidth at The Mad Ramblings. Feel free to comment in either place.