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So I'm a little better--I had my uncle take me to the Minute Clinic so a doctor could tell me I wasn't dying, which I really needed--but my sinuses are still going "LOL NO" at me so I'm having a hard time concentrating on writing these assignments for class and FACTORING THESE GODDAMN TRINOMIALS >:( But thanks for the well wishes, guys, I
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Have you tried the
Neti pot? Hey, if I don't recommend it someone else will.
Have you ever considered femswapping Star Wars? Just so there can be a character named Luka...who lives on the second floor. /nvmvnmv ignore my silliness
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OH YEAH SHE LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM ME
I THINK I'VE SEEN HER BEFORE!
I haven't considered femswapping Star Wars yet, but already I can tell that the entire six movies femswapped would be SO FUCKING AWESOME. (Especially since I kind of ship Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan like burning but the relationship becomes EVEN MORE AWESOME AND HOT WHEN THEY ARE LOLSBIANS scuse me a second.) Plus, I can totally bs Padme still getting pregnant with twin girls--after all, women can only provide the X chromosome and Anakin (Annakin? Anakina? not sure how to femswap that one) is still the ~*~Chosen One~*~ so she could totally make Padme's eggs split or something in the hopes of starting a family and forcing the Jedi Order to acknowledge their marriage and
...damn it I have a gazillion papers due by mid-May I do not have the time to start up a Star Wars femswap epic :( :( >:(
I'm actually using something similar to the Neti pot, which worked totally great yesterday and most of today! And then I used it thirty-five about fifteen minutes ago and it hit some gag reflex in the back of my throat and I puked a little. :( It's a good thing I can't taste anything right now.
lol I don't know from Anita Baker, but Anita Bryant is douchecastle technology 100000%. (And oh my god. "At least it's a fruit pie"? Madam, I hope God gives you the I'm Not Angry, Just Very Disappointed speech.)
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LOLOL ANNAKIN. I just..love this Chosen One bs pregnancy scenario so much. :') And then Hana/Leia becomes the hottest thing ever holy jesus fuck. Even though I actually do like it as het (IT WAS YOU WHO WROTE PEGGING MAJOR LEIA FOR YULETIDE WASN'T IT OF COURSE IT WAS).
...and now I'm trying to imagine the entire Star Wars universe shrunk to the dimensions of a dilapidated tenement, wherein dwell all the characters, and it's like a dysfunctional kitchen-sink drama and Jabba wears a wife-beater and never leaves the couch...so lolariously horrible. WHEN YOU'RE TEMPTED TO WRITE STAR WARS EPICS JUST THINK OF THIS ATROCITY, IT WILL ACT AS AVERSION THERAPY, I GUARANTEE.
EDITED FOR READING AND VIEWING COMPREHENSION FAIL. Just...disregard that. OK, back to bed.
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I HAD ALSO CONSIDERED ANNAKIN PURPOSELY MAKING HERSELF PREGNANT AT THE SAME TIME AS SHE MADE PADME PREGNANT
AND THEN WHEN LADY!OBI-WAN CUTS OFF ALL HER LIMBS
SHE THINKS SHE'S LOST THE BABBY BECAUSE THE EMPRESS TELLS HER SO BUT THE ATTENDING OR WHATEVER ACTUALLY SAVES IT AND GIVES IT OXYGEN AND THEN GIVES IT TO LADY!BEN
except then Luka and Leia wouldn't technically be sisters, and I really like them being actual blood family, so never mind.
I ACTUALLY DID NOT WRITE PEGGING MAJOR LEIA FOR YULETIDE BUT I DID WRITE IT FOR THE PORN BATTLE :D? :D? :D?
God, this attempt at bonding sounds like ballerina locker-room conversation. D:
I have heard that this doesn't happen so much anymore (take a look at Ulyana Lopatinka, that lady is fucking gorgeous and sleek as all hell) but lolololol iawtc D:
Jabba wears a wife-beater and never leaves the couch
And then Chewie, Leia, and Han gang up on him and kill him for jerking off into one of Leia's socks.
...YES AVERSION THERAPY, OF COURSE.
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