Food Porn

Jan 22, 2012 21:07

Title: Food Porn
Rating: NC-17?
Characters/Pairings: John/Sherlock
Warnings: See summary.
Summary: Minifill for this prompt: http://sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/9640.html?thread=47297448#t47297448

John is a jar of jam, Sherlock is a pot of Bovril, together they're an unlikely couple.



"Open up for me," Bovrilock whispers. He slides his rough, ridged lid along Jamn Watson's smooth steel one. "Now."

Jamn moans at the touch. "Oh, God, yes. I want you cradling my plums. I want your meat inside me, Bovrilock, right now!"

They fling their lids aside. A plastic rim clacks against a glass one. Hot beef plunges into fruit.

Afterwards, Bovrilock finds he has something sweet inside him where once there was none. And Jamn, smiling a secret smile, holds something salty inside him for the rest of the day.

smut, crack, do not read while eating, sherlock/things

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