Memo
Dear Brain,
I understand that I'm over-working you right now. Really, I do. You're tired, I understand. However, you really need to snap out of it and help me out here. I let you slack off to some extent this weekend. I *told* you that I wanted my thesis draft done by today. But noooo. We're close though brain, so close. It'd really help me out if you'd stop trying to use the word "fuction." "Fuction" is not a word. Although maybe "fucktion" should be.... Anyway, the nice little Mac box in Word keeps trying to tell you that "fuction" is incorrect, that's what the squiggly red line means you see, but you ignore it. Wake up! Get it together. Let's get this done!
Yeah!
Sincerely,
The Body, especially The Eyes, who would like a break from staring at computer screens
I understand that I'm over-working you right now. Really, I do. You're tired, I understand. However, you really need to snap out of it and help me out here. I let you slack off to some extent this weekend. I *told* you that I wanted my thesis draft done by today. But noooo. We're close though brain, so close. It'd really help me out if you'd stop trying to use the word "fuction." "Fuction" is not a word. Although maybe "fucktion" should be.... Anyway, the nice little Mac box in Word keeps trying to tell you that "fuction" is incorrect, that's what the squiggly red line means you see, but you ignore it. Wake up! Get it together. Let's get this done!
Yeah!
Sincerely,
The Body, especially The Eyes, who would like a break from staring at computer screens