Hey baby, you wanna buy a rat with ginger herpes

May 17, 2009 11:22

SEEEE Kansas has cool people. Case in point, the other day while tom is getting tattooed, I am listening to a story from the shop girl about a guy who walks around downtown Wichita with a bag of dead rats. EVEN BETTER is that he approaches people and tries to sell them said dead rats, like it's a fake rolex under his coat or something. Some rats are worth more than others.

Then I learned all about her boyfriend's Ginger Herpes. Yes, gingers, you now have your own special strain of Herpes, like swine flu only more herpeish. Which I also learned is transmitted via touch and/or sexual innuendos of a gay nature between straight males, one of which has to be a ginger.
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