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Baliwood lovers and cigarette burns (to the arm), these are a few of my favorite things.
"I have a cigarette burn on my arm"
"Who burned you with a cigarette? You really shouldn't hang out with people who'll burn you with cigarettes"
"No, no, it wasn't intentional"
"Oh, you mean the ash?"
"No...I kind of...walked into it and didn't realize that I was being burned for a few moments"
"..."
Watching friends get arrested for drink driving is one of the more entertaining aspects of a Friday/Saturday evening. Lame ass bastards, oh so amusing. The cops heart me and let me go (not that I was driving). even if it meant ending up at a semi-stranger's house to crash at till morning
"My mom just walked into the bar"
"Ahahahaha, brilliant!"
"The man she was with wasn't my dad"
"Oh...shit"
"...yeah"
Sixteen more days!
"I have a cigarette burn on my arm"
"Who burned you with a cigarette? You really shouldn't hang out with people who'll burn you with cigarettes"
"No, no, it wasn't intentional"
"Oh, you mean the ash?"
"No...I kind of...walked into it and didn't realize that I was being burned for a few moments"
"..."
Watching friends get arrested for drink driving is one of the more entertaining aspects of a Friday/Saturday evening. Lame ass bastards, oh so amusing. The cops heart me and let me go (not that I was driving). even if it meant ending up at a semi-stranger's house to crash at till morning
"My mom just walked into the bar"
"Ahahahaha, brilliant!"
"The man she was with wasn't my dad"
"Oh...shit"
"...yeah"
Sixteen more days!