Seriously?!?

Feb 01, 2010 01:32

For the longest time, I've been asked two questions that I am sincerely bored with. I answered these shit countless of times, and I was sort of hoping I got my message across and my answer heard; but I guess not.

Please stop asking me if I'm Atheist and if I'm still a virgin. Seriously.

1. No, I am not an Atheist. I am sort of Agnostic; if you don't know what that is, let me break it down for you. I doubt--- I DO NOT reject the existence of God. I don't worship and pray often, because I think medyo plastic ako if I do. I talk to Him in my own way at my own time. I dislike going to church every Sunday since I want it not to be a tradition, I want it to be voluntary therefore much solemn.

My mom knows about my "weak" faith, and she hates me for it. She once caught me texting during mass, and when I was asked why..."boring eh." At least totoo diba? I'm sorry but it really is boring.

I have tons of friends na hardcore believers, we remain friends naman kahit I'm not exactly like them. They tried to talk me out of it pero siguro it'll take time. Saka respeto na rin for our own beliefs.

2. Yes, I am 100% virgin. I mean, come the fuck on!!! I've been single all my life, so don't expect me to get it on with the very next guy I meet! And yes, I intend to remain this way not until I see a ring on my finger. Sabi nga ni monica, No ring, No entry. hahahaha

p.s diba we all came from Adam and Eve? If that's so, well somebody had to do somebody? And I thought that was forbidden?

I kid! I kid!

p.p.s please don't hate me? I've never hated anyone with different belief. This is mine, you can have yours. Friends? I love you.

p.p.p.s if unfortunately I can't find the guy that would marry me...I might break my No ring, No entry rule. Just a heads up. :) So, Mr. you, come and get me asap!

religion, laugh, self

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