pussy farts and soap water make cuntbubbles
has anyone ever noticed...everything that is "new and improved" sucks ass in reality. when was the last time an amazing action movie was made...im talking die hard/terminator 2/aliens calliber. nowadays every fucking movie has a love story fit in somehow. granted die hard had one, but it wasnt gay, they didnt really show her much during the main part of the movie. its an action movie, chicks dont like them to begin with, so why put a sappy love story in it when girls arent gonna see it anyways. and any guy that takes his gf to an action movie needs to re-attach his balls because he is probably whiped if he cant even have one dudes night out once and a while. see how much girls complicate things, they even complicate our movies. i hate the bradley uglies so much, i wish we had a better team to cheer for. i cant wait to have a car down here in PEORIA, i vow not to spend more than one weekend a month here in this shithole. i mean ISWho was voted number 3 for girls in either maxim or playboy, i forgot which one and U of I is pretty loaded too with girls. why the hell would anyone stay at this shitty school on weekends if they could leave. plus parties are wild and fun there, like college should be. not like this high school we call bradley university. i feel like im at lake park all over again, only lake park didnt smell like someone shit in the hallway every 3 feet like how PEORIA smells. i wish there were more shows to go to, they are the only thing i get really excited for, cuz everything else just plain sucks ass now. in the words of NoFX "nothing seems much fun anymore to me". ok, this has always seemed really funny to me but i dont know if other people will appreciate it at all. so give me some feed back...to amuze myself i always look at people and think what they are thinking right now. so i will give names of people i know and that read this and say what i think theyre best thoughts are....
katie arnold ~ "goddamn does my last name rule...wait if you switched my names i would have a dudes name, that sucks"
joe campanella ~ "i feel so insecure without my braces"
koz ~ "i wonder what life would be like if i was a normal height..."
ryan raschke ~ "man, thude is right, springfield DOES suck"
ben lugiai ~ "ooohh, enteprise WILL pick you up"
looking at this being typed out i guess its funnier in my mind. oh well...ask me sometime when were hanging out to give examples of random people we dont know, its kinda funny.
the thood abides
katie arnold ~ "goddamn does my last name rule...wait if you switched my names i would have a dudes name, that sucks"
joe campanella ~ "i feel so insecure without my braces"
koz ~ "i wonder what life would be like if i was a normal height..."
ryan raschke ~ "man, thude is right, springfield DOES suck"
ben lugiai ~ "ooohh, enteprise WILL pick you up"
looking at this being typed out i guess its funnier in my mind. oh well...ask me sometime when were hanging out to give examples of random people we dont know, its kinda funny.
the thood abides