in your face ann landers
i just had a revelation...anthem by less than jake is not as bad as i thought, its actually a pretty good cd. the only thing that brings it down are the following: "she's gonna break soon", a few songs that are just average, the fact that it had to follow up after pezcore, losers kings and things we dont understand, losing streak, and hello rockview, i dont list borders and boundaries because it is in the same category as anthem. now that i have that over with, time to make fun of things, cuz that seems to be what i do best. ok, so last night was the most amazing party ever. first off, these kinds of things only seem to occur at 1023 university (my house), ok, so this is in no particular order since last night didnt go in any particular order in my mind. so there was a bum that happened to wander into our party...SWEET. this man proceeded to do the following things: sit IN our fireplace, braid his hair in our kitchen next to the keg, start screaming in my face and spitting on me while he talked about how (cause i had my cubs hat on) "farnsworth took that guy out" (random bum, pg 45) and the fact that "alex gonzalez lost the game last year, not bartman and not alou. it was because he was a stupid mexican, that mexican should have been taken out 4 games ago" (random bum, pg 96) although i agree with him that gonzalez was part of the fact that they lost, that was way way accross the line. he then proceedes to go on the back pourch and tell people that he was "gonna choke you" (random bum, pg 75). ok, next off we have becky (see a few entries ago, she was the girl that put up with me crapping out her window/telling her my name was dave caravello....etc), she for some reason came to the party, even tho she knows i live here and havent called her or returned her million phone calls in over a month. she gets really hammered and follows me around calling me a "fucker" (becky, pg 82). she also was so drunk she was laying in my back parking lot and couldnt get up so i laughed at her and she called me a fucker again :( next we have this girl i met who seemed pretty cool, but for some reason she knew me as dave caravello also, i guess i dont remember being dave caravello for an entire weekend. i thought that was only with one girl, apparently not. anyways, that was wierd. i wake up this morning and walk downstairs to piss, and what do i see on the side of hte refrigerator...gang symbols, with an autograph from the gang banger. WHAT THE FUCK...where else would this much wild shit happen, definitely not on bradley's campus. well, that was my wild friday night, if i remember anymore i'll let u know, but otherwise WORD TO YOUR MOTHER~the thude