peoria sucks
Peoria sucks so fucking bad, here is a list of things i hate about peoria:
1. It smells terrible, although this year has not been as bad as last.
2. Peoria drivers dont know how to do the following things:
a. drive over the speed limit
b. merge
c. turn on red lights
d. get the fuck out of my way
e. make left turns without using a stop light or 4-way stop sign
f. utilize a double turn lane
g. use turn signals when you actually should use one
h. that they shouldnt get in a turn lane 2 blocks in advance
3. I'M NOT RACIST, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO SOUND RACISTIf you arent black (not just black but extremely ghetto) or the biggest white trashball of all time you are a minority, what happened to a good mix of everything?
4. If youre not peoria, then you dont get a chance at succeeding in peoria (that was for dave).
5. Having a full mouth of teeth isnt cool down here.
6. Pekin, East Peoria, Morton, Peoria Heights, Bartontucky and Chilicothe are NOT suburbs.
7. There are no concerts here, the nearest ones are 2.5 hours away.
8. Being in peoria for extended periods of time makes you suck at chicago.
9. There is nothing to do here, at all. Let's compare the highlights of chicago vs. the highlights of peoria:
Chicago Peoria
Chicago's festival of lights Festival of lights in east peoria
St. Patty's day parade Go to u of i for unnoficial
Chicago Marathon Steamboat classic
Woodfield mall Northwoods mall
Wrigley Field and the Chicago Cubs Shea Stadium??? Peoria Chiefs
Chicago Wolves (not the hawks Peoria Rivermen
cuz theyre worse
than the wolves)
Skate on State Skate in some shitty run down rink
Lake Michigan shitty, disgusting Illinois river
Downtown Chicago Downtown peoria, hahahahaha
The United Center Carver Arena
Shootings Stabbings
Robert Taylor homes/Cabrini Green Shitty no name projects
Aggressive drivers Pussy drivers
Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Kennedy... I-74
Highest Point: Sears Tower Highest Point: Geisert Dorm
10. All hot girls are in high school or most likely have STD's that are so uncommon they are only found in peoria county.
11. It is just all around depressing to live here and look outside at how shitty this place is.
12. Bed bath and beyond sends coupons every goddamn day in the fucking mail.
13. The entire area is dependant on one company (Catapilar).
14. The entire peoria area is most famous for a pumpkin chucking contest (morton pumpkin chucking contest).
15. There are no good restaurants, the only mexican food down here is only tolerable when drunk as fuck.
man, fuck peoria. 8=====>The Thude
1. It smells terrible, although this year has not been as bad as last.
2. Peoria drivers dont know how to do the following things:
a. drive over the speed limit
b. merge
c. turn on red lights
d. get the fuck out of my way
e. make left turns without using a stop light or 4-way stop sign
f. utilize a double turn lane
g. use turn signals when you actually should use one
h. that they shouldnt get in a turn lane 2 blocks in advance
3. I'M NOT RACIST, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO SOUND RACISTIf you arent black (not just black but extremely ghetto) or the biggest white trashball of all time you are a minority, what happened to a good mix of everything?
4. If youre not peoria, then you dont get a chance at succeeding in peoria (that was for dave).
5. Having a full mouth of teeth isnt cool down here.
6. Pekin, East Peoria, Morton, Peoria Heights, Bartontucky and Chilicothe are NOT suburbs.
7. There are no concerts here, the nearest ones are 2.5 hours away.
8. Being in peoria for extended periods of time makes you suck at chicago.
9. There is nothing to do here, at all. Let's compare the highlights of chicago vs. the highlights of peoria:
Chicago Peoria
Chicago's festival of lights Festival of lights in east peoria
St. Patty's day parade Go to u of i for unnoficial
Chicago Marathon Steamboat classic
Woodfield mall Northwoods mall
Wrigley Field and the Chicago Cubs Shea Stadium??? Peoria Chiefs
Chicago Wolves (not the hawks Peoria Rivermen
cuz theyre worse
than the wolves)
Skate on State Skate in some shitty run down rink
Lake Michigan shitty, disgusting Illinois river
Downtown Chicago Downtown peoria, hahahahaha
The United Center Carver Arena
Shootings Stabbings
Robert Taylor homes/Cabrini Green Shitty no name projects
Aggressive drivers Pussy drivers
Dan Ryan, Eisenhower, Kennedy... I-74
Highest Point: Sears Tower Highest Point: Geisert Dorm
10. All hot girls are in high school or most likely have STD's that are so uncommon they are only found in peoria county.
11. It is just all around depressing to live here and look outside at how shitty this place is.
12. Bed bath and beyond sends coupons every goddamn day in the fucking mail.
13. The entire area is dependant on one company (Catapilar).
14. The entire peoria area is most famous for a pumpkin chucking contest (morton pumpkin chucking contest).
15. There are no good restaurants, the only mexican food down here is only tolerable when drunk as fuck.
man, fuck peoria. 8=====>The Thude