Every once in a while, i'll actually read the SPAM I get in my gmail account inbox for a laugh. This one is thus far, the greatest one I've come across, so I thought i'd share it:
Your ex said you had a small dick
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The only male-enhancement product featured in Maxim and FHM.
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Really? My EX said that? ANd now you expect me to give you money for penis pills? Who'd be so dumb as to do that? Who'd fall for this? I suppose they make money at this otherwise they wouldn't bother, but they aren't even TRYING anymore. I miss the days of innuendos and double entendres.