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Today I was trying to think of ways to make alot of money fast, without resorting to prostitution, and I thought- Hey, why don't I donate some eggs?
I mean, think about it. Sure, I'll get drugged up with hormones, but isn't that what all those stupid birth control pills do? And yes, I'm like, creating a life or whatever. But it's not a life I have to deal with. And then years from now, if my little egg shows up at my door all matured and fully formed, I can explain why it's so fucked up. I mean, too late to do anything now, right? Little fucker is stuck. Maybe then I can take it under my wing and like, corrupt it. That's probably not what most people think about, corrupting the child they make, but it is a pretty tempting idea. And shit, you get like 5000 dollars for just some little eggiweggs. They can take a fucking limb if it means I don't have to work for another year. Well maybe not a limb. A finger, or a toe, maybe. I don't want to have my own children, but wouldn't it be pretty sweet to sucker someone else into raising my brood for me? With my luck, the egg recipient would raise the child to be this little political asshole. But that's all the more fun for me. I'd be like- "Hey, guess what, my little frankenstein? You've got all kinds of genetic shit going on that you don't even know about. That's right, I lied. I lied all over the fucking place on all those applications; you're gonna start getting all kinds of fucking diseases. Just you wait, you little fuck, its coming."
Reading that I don't really know why I'm so hostile to my imagined child. But anyways, that's what I've been thinking about.
Or I'll just start blowing people for cash. Lesser of two evils, I suppose.
I mean, think about it. Sure, I'll get drugged up with hormones, but isn't that what all those stupid birth control pills do? And yes, I'm like, creating a life or whatever. But it's not a life I have to deal with. And then years from now, if my little egg shows up at my door all matured and fully formed, I can explain why it's so fucked up. I mean, too late to do anything now, right? Little fucker is stuck. Maybe then I can take it under my wing and like, corrupt it. That's probably not what most people think about, corrupting the child they make, but it is a pretty tempting idea. And shit, you get like 5000 dollars for just some little eggiweggs. They can take a fucking limb if it means I don't have to work for another year. Well maybe not a limb. A finger, or a toe, maybe. I don't want to have my own children, but wouldn't it be pretty sweet to sucker someone else into raising my brood for me? With my luck, the egg recipient would raise the child to be this little political asshole. But that's all the more fun for me. I'd be like- "Hey, guess what, my little frankenstein? You've got all kinds of genetic shit going on that you don't even know about. That's right, I lied. I lied all over the fucking place on all those applications; you're gonna start getting all kinds of fucking diseases. Just you wait, you little fuck, its coming."
Reading that I don't really know why I'm so hostile to my imagined child. But anyways, that's what I've been thinking about.
Or I'll just start blowing people for cash. Lesser of two evils, I suppose.