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[cube_monkeys]

If I were a month, I'd be: september
If I were a day in a week, I'd be: thursday
If I were a time, I'd be: 4:00 P.M.
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a seahorse
If I were a direction, I'd be: eastnortheast
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a footstool
If I were a sin, I'd be: envy
If I were a liquid, I'd be: blue food coloring
If I were a tree, I'd be: birch
If I were a plant, I'd be: a tulip...plant
If I were a state of weather, I'd be: drizzling
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello
If I were an animal, I'd be: a deer
If I were a colour, I'd be: 6990 Caviar, by Sherwin Williams (mmm...caviar.)
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: kidney beans (OKAY THEY’RE LEGUMES)
If I were a sound, I'd be: taking a rubber band off of a rolled-up newspaper
If I were an element, I'd be: Fe
If I were a car, I'd be: a 1997 toyota corolla
If I were a song, I'd be: in a harmonic minor scale
If I were a movie, I'd be: awkwardly long
If I were a book, I'd be written by: hand
If I were food, I'd be: clementines
If I were a place, I'd be: the middle of the street
If I were a number, I'd be: imaginary