the "holy shit we broke into someone's house!" story.
auds had apparently never been high in her entire life despite admitting to have smoked in the past, so when her and jackie decided to make brownies, it was sure to be an interesting time.
got to college park around midnight, and auds was already having an episode in the kitchen, i guess trying to adjust to the overall new sensations, and really just wanted to go home. plus jackie was kind of tired so we got out of her hair, parked in front of auds' house and met on the porch.
after fumbling around with her keys, auds opens the first two locks and realizes the chain lock is set from the inside, so after finding the skinniest one of all of us, miko pulls through and unlocks it, meanwhile baby t is all "yo, who's that little asian kid in the window?"
that's when miko and auds both realized we were in the wrong fucking house. we had somehow broken into the home of some random asian family who lived next to her!
so we hauled ass out of there and kind of laid low for the rest of the night, and auds is probably never going to get high again. lesson learned?
lastly, ron and i were biking around the area this morning and hating on st. patrick's day with a passion, when we decided to go record shopping at orpheus in clarendon, outside we saw this dude stumbling across the straight, and ron asks "hey did you fart?" to which i purport my innocence.
...then we noticed the huge stain on the back of the dude's pants, he totally crapped himself! and now he was leaning in between a lamp post and a trash can, peeing on himself.
the best part? he wasn't homeless or anything, just a complete and utter bro who had too much celebrating a white folks' fake holiday.
got to college park around midnight, and auds was already having an episode in the kitchen, i guess trying to adjust to the overall new sensations, and really just wanted to go home. plus jackie was kind of tired so we got out of her hair, parked in front of auds' house and met on the porch.
after fumbling around with her keys, auds opens the first two locks and realizes the chain lock is set from the inside, so after finding the skinniest one of all of us, miko pulls through and unlocks it, meanwhile baby t is all "yo, who's that little asian kid in the window?"
that's when miko and auds both realized we were in the wrong fucking house. we had somehow broken into the home of some random asian family who lived next to her!
so we hauled ass out of there and kind of laid low for the rest of the night, and auds is probably never going to get high again. lesson learned?
lastly, ron and i were biking around the area this morning and hating on st. patrick's day with a passion, when we decided to go record shopping at orpheus in clarendon, outside we saw this dude stumbling across the straight, and ron asks "hey did you fart?" to which i purport my innocence.
...then we noticed the huge stain on the back of the dude's pants, he totally crapped himself! and now he was leaning in between a lamp post and a trash can, peeing on himself.
the best part? he wasn't homeless or anything, just a complete and utter bro who had too much celebrating a white folks' fake holiday.