horseapples!
We had a pretty good time in Charleston--pretty much drank for a day and a half straight.
The best part of the trip happened before we even left.
Scene: Cayce Lil' Cricket (dummy)
We go in for supplies for the trip to come. There is one of those oh so wonderful ham-beasts at the counter who buys lotto tickets, turns them in, and uses her "earnings" to buy more lotto tickets. So Roast Beefy finally decides that a $5 credit is not a bad place to stop. She manages to moo out that she wants a few packs of Winstons. So the lady at the register gives her the cigs and a reciept..."What about the $5?!," squeals Cpt. Pig Fart. The lady behind the counter explains that she must ask for it to be paid in cash, otherwise, they deduct the white trash winnings from any purchase being made. The butter-troll erupts: "Fuggin bitch! Don't even know howta run this fugging place!!!" then nearly steam-rolls JT as she stampedes to the door. Of course we act like high-ass retards and make faces and pretend to squirt drinks at her as she barrels by. Oh how I <3 Cayce.
Maybe her actions were legitimate and just misunderstood...but I doubt it. You probably can't buy meth with a credit card.
The best part of the trip happened before we even left.
Scene: Cayce Lil' Cricket (dummy)
We go in for supplies for the trip to come. There is one of those oh so wonderful ham-beasts at the counter who buys lotto tickets, turns them in, and uses her "earnings" to buy more lotto tickets. So Roast Beefy finally decides that a $5 credit is not a bad place to stop. She manages to moo out that she wants a few packs of Winstons. So the lady at the register gives her the cigs and a reciept..."What about the $5?!," squeals Cpt. Pig Fart. The lady behind the counter explains that she must ask for it to be paid in cash, otherwise, they deduct the white trash winnings from any purchase being made. The butter-troll erupts: "Fuggin bitch! Don't even know howta run this fugging place!!!" then nearly steam-rolls JT as she stampedes to the door. Of course we act like high-ass retards and make faces and pretend to squirt drinks at her as she barrels by. Oh how I <3 Cayce.
Maybe her actions were legitimate and just misunderstood...but I doubt it. You probably can't buy meth with a credit card.