Double What?
Unnecessary Heimlich
Nightmare scales: Panic: 56%. Dread: 68%. Lampreys: 53%.
You are the UNNECESSARY HEIMLICH MANEUVER. Sure, if it had actually been a crisis, you would have been a hero-- but as it stands, you're just an embarassment.
SEEK: people who don't know a hell of a lot about their own bodies. AVOID: lawyers.
Links to all the VPI categories:
Curious Bloodstain,
Cuckoo's Nestmate,
Meaningless Advice,
Second From the Left,
Quiet Horror,
Naked Mole Rat,
Iceberg Hidden in the Fog,
Incomplete Tarot Deck,
Dead Houseplant,
Mistuned TV,
Burned Out,
Zombie Flamingo,
Nurse Shark,
Paper Cup,
Lamprey,
Pyroclastic Flow,
Cassandra,
Sphinx,
Futility,
Coleocanth,
The Star! (MV),
Swamp Island,
PANIC!!1!,
Lone Freeway Shoe,
Bad Tattoo,
Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver,
Illegible Warning.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 48% on panic
You scored higher than 92% on dread
You scored higher than 69% on lampreys
Link: The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test written by Vlinblindingue on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test