Random trips
So this weekend I took a random trip to New Jersey . . . yes folks, I went to the arm pit of America!
Sheryl, Beth & I decided to drive down, goto IKEA (I got some great stuff for my pimp palace), went to dinner at Beth's parent's house and then went to Atlantic City!
We got a hotel room for $81 at the Sheraton downtown! It was pretty sweet!
So we starting gambling at Caesars . . . got a free limo ride there. We walked around and played some slots. I lost $25 in like 2 minutes! They sure don't pay like Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun! That was it for gambling for me. I just can't spend lots of cash on it. I'd rather destroy my liver and kidneys with booze! hehe
Omg . . . the worst singer in the world was singing in the casino as the evening entertainment. Someone should have knocked that bitch off the stage like they do in the gong show.
So we left Caesars in search of a bar. We walked around in Ballys and couldn't find one. I was like what the hell? This is AC . . . We found one. It was a tex/mex resturant bar. Cindy was our bartender. Well, turns out Cindy was a lesbian and had a little thing for Beth & Sheryl. No worries because we got a free round of drinks out of it! And she told us where the $5 black jack tables were and who the good bartender there was. So beth and sheryl played blackjack and I said hello to Tammy, the nice bartender in "Billy's Poker Room". Sounds like a bad title on some porn video doesn't it?
So, I watched them play blackjack until 3am. The waitress would come around and I'd be like "vodka & 7up please". Yeah, I was a little messed up.
ok, I'm tired. I'll tell more about this weekend in the next edition . . .night peeps
Sheryl, Beth & I decided to drive down, goto IKEA (I got some great stuff for my pimp palace), went to dinner at Beth's parent's house and then went to Atlantic City!
We got a hotel room for $81 at the Sheraton downtown! It was pretty sweet!
So we starting gambling at Caesars . . . got a free limo ride there. We walked around and played some slots. I lost $25 in like 2 minutes! They sure don't pay like Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun! That was it for gambling for me. I just can't spend lots of cash on it. I'd rather destroy my liver and kidneys with booze! hehe
Omg . . . the worst singer in the world was singing in the casino as the evening entertainment. Someone should have knocked that bitch off the stage like they do in the gong show.
So we left Caesars in search of a bar. We walked around in Ballys and couldn't find one. I was like what the hell? This is AC . . . We found one. It was a tex/mex resturant bar. Cindy was our bartender. Well, turns out Cindy was a lesbian and had a little thing for Beth & Sheryl. No worries because we got a free round of drinks out of it! And she told us where the $5 black jack tables were and who the good bartender there was. So beth and sheryl played blackjack and I said hello to Tammy, the nice bartender in "Billy's Poker Room". Sounds like a bad title on some porn video doesn't it?
So, I watched them play blackjack until 3am. The waitress would come around and I'd be like "vodka & 7up please". Yeah, I was a little messed up.
ok, I'm tired. I'll tell more about this weekend in the next edition . . .night peeps