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My friend John: "What's the problem with girls, anyway? They always think they're in charge."
Me: "Well, uh... I, for one, am glad that we live in a world in which our female overlords allow us males to share in the bounty they have created." *nervous laugh*
John: "What kind of crap are you peddl--"
John's girlfriend: ::drives her elbow into John's stomach::
John (between gasps): "I really should pay more attention to who's around when I talk..."
Me: "Well, uh... I, for one, am glad that we live in a world in which our female overlords allow us males to share in the bounty they have created." *nervous laugh*
John: "What kind of crap are you peddl--"
John's girlfriend: ::drives her elbow into John's stomach::
John (between gasps): "I really should pay more attention to who's around when I talk..."