Today is The Graduates day.

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So watch the news, fold laundry, enjoy Korean barbecue, visit your son's
foster family, make up a cheer, hug your father, sleep in a van, give a
speech, make a toast, practice a complicated handshake, take a taxi,
redecorate your bedroom, go to a pawn shop, open your mail, pack, buy
flowers, take advantage of an empty nest, go swimming, drive to the airport,
stalk an ex, get in an accident, die.