Nabbed from
narikalen:
Comment on this entry with a fandom and a pairing you're fairly certain I know, and I'll:
1. Write a quick melodramatic summary of a story (using both the fandom and pairing) that you might find on the back of a pulp novel;
2. Make up an "author" of said novel;
3. Give it as cheesy a title as I can manage;
4. Provide a lame blurb from a "famous" (read: "possibly made up or otherwise butchered") reviewer/publication.
No guarantees for quality. All blurbs may or may not contain logic or any form of sense outside of what I think would be amusing. I know a ton of fandoms and character so would have no qualms about going back to brush up on characters should your little heart desire some obscure pairing.