Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
Looks like it'll be a white Christmas after all, judging by the foot of snow we just got.
Today's Horrorscope: Good luck to anyone who aggravates you in any way, shape or form for at least the next 48 hours, because they're going to need it -- luck, and maybe a first-aid kit.
Luckily, no one pissed me off. No one was really around, what with all the snow.
The following was passed on to me via Tra, who got it from another friend, etc., etc.; I thought that most of us can relate, for one reason or another:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
---Unknown
Today's Horrorscope: Good luck to anyone who aggravates you in any way, shape or form for at least the next 48 hours, because they're going to need it -- luck, and maybe a first-aid kit.
Luckily, no one pissed me off. No one was really around, what with all the snow.
The following was passed on to me via Tra, who got it from another friend, etc., etc.; I thought that most of us can relate, for one reason or another:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
---Unknown