Weirdo Mormons Invading My Dreams
Non-Smoker 1 Week, 2 Days
Ah, 'tis a loverly Friday morn!
Even though Dave's home.
I have to admit that I laughed my ass off after I re-read what I updated yesterday. If you wanna know all about the penguins, you'll have to ask Tra; they were originally her invention. In fact, I think Tra should post the Legend of the Penguins story on her LJ, so we can all be amused & amazed by her quick wit and comic mind. We will never let her forget those penguins!
Still having weird-ass dreams. The last one before I woke up this morning had Keanu Reeves and Orlando Bloom as Super Mormon Elders! You've never seen Mormon missionaries ride bikes like these guys! (You know, I probably shouldn't joke about that, since I used to be a Mormon. I just couldn't handle being at church for 3 hours, especially when the last hour required me to be surrounded by women [Relief Society]learning how to can fruits. I wanted to be in the Priesthood classes, until one missionary said that all they were really doing in there was learning how to balance checkbooks. Still, I am more used to dealing with men than women. I really don't like large groups of women.)
I guess it's time to change my patch now.
“Or your mother starts making enormous sculptures of erections and filling the house with them. That's what I hate.”
Ah, 'tis a loverly Friday morn!
Even though Dave's home.
I have to admit that I laughed my ass off after I re-read what I updated yesterday. If you wanna know all about the penguins, you'll have to ask Tra; they were originally her invention. In fact, I think Tra should post the Legend of the Penguins story on her LJ, so we can all be amused & amazed by her quick wit and comic mind. We will never let her forget those penguins!
Still having weird-ass dreams. The last one before I woke up this morning had Keanu Reeves and Orlando Bloom as Super Mormon Elders! You've never seen Mormon missionaries ride bikes like these guys! (You know, I probably shouldn't joke about that, since I used to be a Mormon. I just couldn't handle being at church for 3 hours, especially when the last hour required me to be surrounded by women [Relief Society]learning how to can fruits. I wanted to be in the Priesthood classes, until one missionary said that all they were really doing in there was learning how to balance checkbooks. Still, I am more used to dealing with men than women. I really don't like large groups of women.)
I guess it's time to change my patch now.
“Or your mother starts making enormous sculptures of erections and filling the house with them. That's what I hate.”