My penis is a little green!!!
The title may have some of you a little worried but its not that i'm starting to mould. I just got back from a Gwar gig. One of the best gigs I have ever been to. Anyone that has heard of them will know of their rather 'theatrical' shows. They spray the audience with fake blood and dye and so the penis is explained.The green seeped through my cloths and left it a little green. I am also covered in fake blood. Having one of the best positions in the stadium I got full blasts of the blood at least 5 times. I look like i've brutally killed someone which inspired some rather strange looks walking home and when I decided to stop in the 24hour Somerfeild to buy jaffa cakes. The show was great, heavy metal, gore, a mosh pit and very sick humour. What more could a person want? The title of the post and the looks walking home just make it even better. If only I could go to lectures like this...