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by limitedbythesky
Cthulhu23's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 26% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:02:11 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:24:21 PM
Alco Money! : $ 162
Guests of Honour
delgueso is a vivacious Atheist. delgueso drank 14 Absinthes.
caligoarye is a loathsome Fundementalist Christian. caligoarye decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
underwaterporn is a sexually repressed Wiccan and a newbie drinker. underwaterporn drank 4 Poteens, 1 Red Wine, 2 Cosmopolitans.
rivingmass is a possessed Liberal Christian who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. rivingmass drank 1 Hot Toddy.
Cthulhu23 is an unfortunate Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. Cthulhu23 drank 3 Bloody Marys, 1 Aligator Bite, 1 Sherry.
brittapoe is an insecure Wiccan. brittapoe drank 1 Aftershock, 3 Vermouths, 1 Pulque, 1 Stout.
sissyneecole is a fiery Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights. sissyneecole decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jamieniles is a chirpy Buddhist. jamieniles drank 16 Gins.
bregalad is a sprightly Taoist and a real tank-head. bregalad drank 1 Irish Cream.
kitsuneskuotes is a constipated Atheist. kitsuneskuotes drank 5 Poteens.
Sick!
Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 4 portions in fact!
Fights
underwaterporn and sissyneecole spent most of the night wrestling with each other over the Twister mat. Early reports seem to indicate that they were not...I repeat NOT fucking
Cthulhu23's party ended in disaster after kitsuneskuotes suggested that sissyneecole fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
Last night someone told rivingmass and Cthulhu23 to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like rivingmass! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
You jamieniles, my dear fellow are a true alcoholic! You do love your dizzy juice dont ye!
Random Events
delgueso bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
the room stood in awe as rivingmass declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over bregalad's head.
Cthulhu23 and sissyneecole took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
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