On zoological preservation dreams
Things I just learned from a half-asleep Laura about endangered species:
- You have to be nice to them, because they're endangered.
- If you see an endangered animal, you have to give it a birthday present. Even if it's not the animal's birthday.
- This is true for mean animals as well.
- If the animal's, like, an endangered crocodile or something, you have to give it a goat. You give it a goat and walk away quickly while it eats it.
- Because nobody wants to see that.
- If the crocodile or other mean animal says, "RAWR!" that means, "Thanks for helping out!"
- It could also mean, "Come back and help further!"
- Do not return. It is a trick.