YOU HAVE NO IDEA, MON CHER

[cthonical]

 Okay so I am hanging out here on the eve of my REBB posting with still like, three thousand words to write. To illustrate how I feel right now about this, in this gif I am the small boy and the REBB fic is Tom Hardy:

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I second that rec so hard

[abuseofreason]

SO PLEASED TO HAVE INCEPTED YOU INTO GLEE FANDOM, HERE IS A VISUAL OF HOW I FEEL:

Re: I second that rec so hard

[cthonical]

INCEPTED.

Oh his smile. <3

[abuseofreason]

WELL WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT? I guess we could say I lured you in with the pretty, because that might be the tiniest bit true, but after you saw the pretty, you stayed for the plot, so...

His smile makes angels weep with joy! Tonight: more Glee, Darren interviews, etc.

[seraphinhunter]

This is happypostit from Twitter <3

I am typing this on my iPhone so it's rather short and might have spelling mistakes! Basically, I want Auron to train Tidus some discipline involving their swords. And then, when they're all sweaty and agressive Auron fucks him up against a rock or a wall and spanks him with his BIG HANDS.

[cthonical]

THEY BOTH HAVE BIG SWORDS. This makes htings fun. Also sweaty aggressive training leading to sex is my favourite. BIG HANDS. ALL OVER TIDUS'S ASS.

[seraphinhunter]

BIG HANDS GROPING TIDUS' ASS AND KNEADING ITS MUSCLES AND TIDUS LOVE IT AND MOANS LIKE THE LITTLE SLUT HE IS!!!

[ohfreckle]

THINGS I WANT:

- Auron teaching Tidus how to fight
- mentioning he'll teach him what his daddy couldn't
- Auron getting rough and MANHANDLING Tidus, who gets really turned on by HIS HUGE ARMS #sizekink
- semi-public sex with Auron telling Tidus to spread his pretty legs wider and take it like a good boy IN THAT GROWLY VOICE
- Tidus being a greedy slut for Auron's cock. There needs to begging, lots of begging with "please" and maybe "sir"
- Barebacking (yay for potions) and Tidus worrying that Auron's cock won't actually fit, only Auron shows him how to take it GOOD.

ASDFGHJKL, FIC OF MY DREAMS!

[cthonical]

BASICALLY THE TOP THREE JUST BELONG IN A FIC TOGETHER. Also the last one. ALL IN ONE. And Tidus would get all hissy at Auron goading him about his daddy and Auron would have to manhandle the fight out of him.

THIS IS SO WEIRD FOR ME ACTUALLY, because I never really wrote fic before Inception. I'd written maybe three? In twelve years of being a fandom lurker? So like, revisiting this as a full fledged ficcer is so weird and exciting lol.AND THERE WAS SO LITTLE FIC, WASN'T THERE. ):

[night_reveals]

SO LITTLE FIC.

A CRIME, REALLY.

A CRIME YOU MUST MAKE UP FOR.

+pressure+

[ohfreckle]

I WANT TO READ EVERYTHING ABOUT AURON MANHANDLING THE FIGHT OUT OF TIDUS ♥___♥

You didn't? I've always assumed you are a seasoned writer.
I'm so fucking glad we talked about this today, not just because we finally will get fabulous fic 10 YEARS LATER, but because you are awesome. I had so much fun today ♥

[janonny]

I come here from twitter! MY TASTES ARE SO BORING OK

Ideas that I had from ages ago:

1. Tidus jerking off story! He is all DERPDERP maybe if I'm quiet, even though I'm sharing the same room as Auron, maybe he won't wake up. And one night, Auron is all FFS, ENOUGH, DO YOU THINK I'M DEAD HERE and THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE CORRECTLY, DO YOU FEEL THAT? Tidus really gets off on Auron manhandling him and later, really gets off on getting fucked (who's surprised?) SEX HAPPENS

2. Auron is training Tidus and he's trying to be the good guy here, he really is, but Tidus is young, and gleaming sweat, and prone to stripping off completely to go jump in the water after long hours of sparring. Tidus, the unwitting cocktease, is constantly like 'Come on, the water feels so good, come for a swim' and stuff like that. Auron thinks, fuck this trying to maintain a proper mentor-student relationship, joins him one day, Tidus is all :O WOAH NAKED AURON and the UST explodes and SEX HAPPENS.

3. SEX HAPPENS

[cthonical]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BORING.

FFS, ENOUGH, DO YOU THINK I'M DEAD HERE

I see what you did there. I SEE WHAT YOU DID.

Also I actually really fucking like that one in general. HMMMMMM. *ponders*

[janonny]

SO BORING. THE BASICS OF ALL MY IDEAS ARE TIDUS IS YOUNG AND DERPS + AURON IS RAWWWR = SEX HAPPENS

Mwahahahaha, you caught me! I so clever with my bad jokes :D

[night_reveals]

He is all DERPDERP maybe if I'm quiet, even though I'm sharing the same room as Auron, maybe he won't wake up.

For personal reasons, LOLing all over this shit right now. KEEP SILENT. VOCALIZATIONS TO A MINIMUM.

I HAVE ALSO BEEN DRINKING.

And I LOVE #3. your imagination *_* boggles me.

FFS, ENOUGH, DO YOU THINK I'M DEAD HERE

OMG can I adopt you right NOW?!

[night_reveals]

ok, saving my spot here.

will come back with less drunk!me later.

<3

[night_reveals]

I think Auron/Tidus needs to happen.

Preferably with Tidus being a little shit. Yes m'am.