1. Reverse Bang is due in like. Well. I should have it finished within 24 hours, let's just say that. How much do I have left to do? Let's not talk about it okay. Suffering from hormonally exacerbated feelings of crippling inadequacy does not help AT ALL. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I can do this. It'll be okay. Even if I spend the next twelve hours with my netbook going like this:
But seriously, anyone expecting anything from it should put their expectations away now, because I swear it is nothing but poorly paced pseudo-plot and guns and ust , lol.
2. Read these:
Burning Bright by
delires This is chav!verse, which is pretty much all I should need to say. But it's fun and has sloppy drunk blowjobs and snark and all the good stuff Delires does. There is also art by
loobeeinthesky !!
Displays of Affection by
five_ht If you've never read anything by five_ht before, you are missing the fuck out. If I had to pick a single writer right now to steal ALL THE SKILLZ from, it would be her. This one here is a story about Arthur and Eames planning a threesome, but Eames gets jealous and punches the guy instead and then there is barebacking and EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL. I think it's the way five_ht frames porn that really pushes it from 'oh wow this is hot' to 'FUCK THIS IS HOT OMG'... there's always a story to it, and feelings, and these are some of my favourite things. Yknow. Apart from filthy filthy barebacking and possessiveness and Eames punching things.
ohfreckle made an awesome NSFW primer regarding un-circumcised penises and porn
HERE. Definitely a good resource if you write/draw and have never come into contact with uncut cock before.
3. Re: future writing plans. After rebb and remix, I think I am going to take a break to write ridiculously self-indulgent WoW fic again, just relax and write purely for myself again. THEN, demonverse! BB bendy! Zombocalypse party post! Also I have a couple of other little things like the
bloodplay wip that I will likely finish off while pottering with WoW stuff. That said, would people rather see a fic where they get together in WoW verse (this story is not going to be blizzcon anymore, I have realised) or a future!ish fic where they are just already together, that will be all about sex and raiding? TBH I have parts of the raiding/sex one already done. I will probably do that anyway. XD
4. Lovely things, because I spent half the morning qqing over writing and lovely things make it all better.
Tom Hardy's lower lip:
Mean Girls + Inception: