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Nellie’s Masterlist
META!
How to dress your Arthur.
Canon & Canon-AU Oneshots
And The Dust Will Still
Arthur/Eames | 5100 words | NC-17
Eames dies, but sticks around as a zombie rather than have himself decapitated. This takes some getting used to.
warnings: Necrophilia (zombie), Dub-Con, Some Blood (it doesn’t sound like it but I promise it’s a happy ending XD;)
One Night Bite
Arthur/Eames | 4200 words | NC-17
These days, Eames tells people he met Arthur when they were both hired for the same job in the high-end vampire district of west London. It’s close enough to the truth. (with NSFW art by Platina)
warnings: Minor bloodplay (of the vampire kind)
Hair of the Dog
Arthur/Eames | 3463 words | NC-17
Eames tells Arthur to describe his most profane and fucked-up fantasy so they can go under with the PASIV and do it. Arthur is reluctant to admit it because he thinks it's too awful, but Eames insists. Arthur's fantasy is getting fucked by Eames as a big dog. Surprisingly, Eames is still more than happy to oblige.
warnings: Bestiality
And A Gunshot For Her Lullaby
Arthur/Eames | ~1,900 words | NC-17
After the number of firefights he’s been in, Eames figures he probably shouldn’t find the sound of rifle discharge so familiar and comforting. Collab with platina .
warnings: M-preg
Stranger Things Than Known By Man
Arthur/Eames | ~4,000 words | NC-17
If Eames had never told, Arthur never would have guessed. But now he knows what's really under Eames's skin, he can't stop thinking about it.
warnings: Xenophilia, Consensual tentacle sex
Untitled for cherrybina 's Ass Worship fest
Arthur/Eames | 1,876 words | NC-17
Arthur is twenty-four years old when he cashes his first million dollar paycheck. This doesn't surprise Eames. What does surprise him is the fact that instead of some meticulously researched investment properties or something equally pragmatic, Arthur buys a car.
Can Lay My Body Down, Can't Find My Sweet Release
Arthur/Eames | 4,700 words | NC-17
Arthur is a spermpire and must suck cock to survive. Eames pines. Angst ensues. I promise this is less cracky than it sounds.
Spanking Arthur Till He Cries
Arthur/Eames | 649 words | NC-17
Arthur's trembling by the time Eames urges him up onto his hands and knees.
(An extra to the motorbike porn.)
Motorbike Porn
Arthur/Eames | ~1,000 words | NC-17
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EAMES JERKS ARTHUR OFF ON A MOTORBIKE AND THERE IS FINGER SUCKING AND BLOOD AND MAYBE SOME DIRTY TALK
A Different Kind Of Honky Tonk
Arthur/Eames | 1,962 words | NC-17
Arthur and Eames are hiding out in Mexico.
I Need You (Like I Need A Hole In The Head)
Arthur/Eames | 7,148 words | NC-17
Killing each other was meant to be a game. Somewhere along the line, things got serious.
warnings: Strong violence, Rough sex
Tales From Liberty City
Arthur/Eames | 1,725 words | PG-13
The first time they did something illegal together. Bb BAMFs 'Verse.
Kangaroos Are Arseholes
Arthur/Eames | 2,607 words | NC-17
Kangaroos are still arseholes. December 25th contribution to holiday_heist .
warnings: Gunplay
The Cat and the Fiddle
Arthur/Eames | 10,800 words | NC-17
It starts, as these things so often do, with one of Yusuf’s experiments.
warnings: Catboy Arthur. No, really.
Perfection In Your Flaws
Arthur/Eames | 2,355 words | R
It's such an obvious secret, and Eames is surprised it took him so long to figure it out.
Trust Is Knowing Where Your Mail Goes
Arthur/Eames | images | PG-13
You can say 'I love you' in more than three words, and you don't even need to use the letter L.
AU Oneshots
Bend It
Arthur/Eames | ~28,000 words | NC-17
Arthur's last semester at school gets way more interesting than he bargained for when his gymnastics idol, Eames, moves in just down the street. Originally written for this prompt here on the kink meme.
warnings: Underage, Age Difference
The Road Less Travelled
Arthur/Eames | ~9,000 words | NC-17
You don't live long in the Capital Wasteland by making stupid mistakes. It only takes Eames a few days on the rough road to Megaton to remind Arthur that you don't get far not taking chances, either. (Fallout 3/post-apocalyptic AU) Written for i_reversebang , collab with loobeeinthesky .
Untitled
Arthur/Eames | ~2,000 words | PG-13
Tattoo porn. Vampire Academy AU
Under Any Other Flag
Arthur/Eames | 1,003 words | PG-13
They'll fly under an Imperial flag for now, but heaven help the skies when they change their minds. (STEAMPUNK!AU)
Lest You Tread
Arthur/Eames | 1,738 words | R
Arthur is a Grammaton cleric. Eames is a sense offender. (Equilibrium AU)
Demon 'Verse
Yesterday Was Morning Sex, Today Is Spanking, Tomorrow Is Shower Porn, And Waking Up In Vegas Comes Afterwards
(aka This Title Is Still Better Than 'Morning Pleasure Fuck')
Arthur/Eames | 2,100 words | NC-17
Eames like waking Arthur up with sex. Sometimes this leads to more sex. And dirty talk. And spanking. And Arthur agreeing to go case tables in Las Vegas.
warnings: Spanking
There's Nowhere To Go But Down (and you're coming with me)
Arthur/Eames | 1,682 words | NC-17
It's not like Arthur really has a choice about letting Eames fuck him up against a window. Luckily, he's pretty happy to go along with it.
Like They Do On The Discovery Channel
Arthur/Eames | 1,440 words | PG-13
In which a gecko is smarter about feelings than one bamf point man and one sexy ass crossroad demon.
warnings: From the POV of a gecko?
BB!Genius Arthur 'Verse
Blanket warnings: Underage, Age Difference.
On The Curve
pairing | 3,510 words | NC-17
Arthur is a sixteen year-old academic prodigy. Eames is a professor. PWP.
This Time I'll Teach You How To Dance
Arthur/Eames | 2,770 words | NC-17
Arthur has never topped before. Eames sets out to help him rectify this.
Professor!Eames Fucks BB!Genius!Arthur With Arthur's Purple Dildo
Arthur/Eames | 902 words | NC-17
“I’m going to be late for my first fucking class,” Arthur says, flipping through papers and throwing them into his briefcase. “Fucking car, fucking snow. Fuck.”
Not Now Cobb, We're Doing BGs
THIS IS YOUR AZEROTH ON DEATHWING
Arthur explains WoW.
Anal [Inception]
Arthur/Eames | ~2,000 words | PG-13
Arthur and Eames both play WoW. They kick ass at Warsong Gulch, and when they team up they’re nigh on unstoppable. They don’t know they’re playing with each other.
Gonna Go When The Volcano Blows
Arthur/Eames | ~3,000 words | PG-13
In which Arthur has a revelation and dream-thieving is a lot like raiding.
Hallowed
Arthur/Eames | ~300 words | G?
(BECAUSE BREAKING INTO YOUR APARTMENT TO USE YOUR AUTHENTICATOR MEANS 'I LOVE YOU' Y/Y)
Never Knew Raiding Like This Before
Arthur/Eames | 652 words | NC-17
Pure unashamed wow!verse cybering.
Huffliest Puff 'Verse
Blanket warnings: Eames is a Hogwarts ghost. (That does not stop either of them.)
Against The Fall Of Night - Prelude
Arthur/Eames | 1,583 words | PG
Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. In which there is a Yule Ball and something terrible happens.
Drabble
Arthur/Eames | 100 words | G
Fifth Year
Arthur/Eames | ~100 words | G
Being the first occasion on which Eames stops and thinks, oh, shit, I maybe kind of want to tap that.
Sometime Around Midnight
Arthur/Eames | 3,580 words | PG
Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. You guys all know what this is anyway lol. (Hogwarts AU)
Kissing Drabble
Drabbles and Snippets; Various lengths and ratings.
Untitled Microfics | Eames is an MMA fighter.
(More) Untitled Microfic | WoW Verse; mostly porn.
Porny Snippet | "I want you to touch me," Arthur gasps, arching his back and twisting his own fingers deeper.
Barn Porn | The rain started it.
Untitled | How Arthur first met Eames.
Hit Me Like You Mean It | Eames makes Arthur come till he cries.
Untitled | Arthur is obviously naked because...
Jurassic Park/Inception Crossover | Eames manages to corner him eventually, amidst the dust and shouting and intense glare of the floodlights. And of course, of fucking course Arthur manages to take a non-descript jumpsuit and make it look like a million bucks.
Kidfic Teaser | After six years, three fake deaths, thirteen bullet wounds, and uncountable cases of Russian vodka and cheap beer, it’s a little hard to take being chased by people who want to kill you as anything more than a mandatory holiday.
Ridiculous | Hammock cuddling and sunburn.
Drug-Induced | H/C Cuddling. And stuff.
Untitled | Straight razor drabble.
Untitled | Dinotopia AU drabble.
Wake Me Up Daily, Don’t Need No Starbucks | For a prompt on the inception_kink meme.
Like Smoke In These Sand Dunes | Military drabble.
Other Fandoms/Original
The Evening Broadcast (X-Men: First Class)
Erik/Charles | 1,150 words | NC-17
Sometimes, no matter how hard Charles is focusing his thoughts inwards, things still manage to get out. OR That one where Charles accidentally broadcasts his orgasm to the whole house.
Untitled Ficlet (xxxHolic)
Doumeki/Watanuki | ~500 words | PG-13
Nebulously set somewhere in the ten year timeskip. Spoiler warning: There is kissing.
Beneath Your Heart Lies My North Star (Black Jewels)
Jaenelle/Daemon | 2,627 words | PG
Becoming a father isn't easy, but it isn't the hardest thing he's ever done either.
I also give blanket permission for any podficcing/remixing/etc of my fics. Just credit me and throw me a link to the finished product when you're done. :)
META!
How to dress your Arthur.
Canon & Canon-AU Oneshots
And The Dust Will Still
Arthur/Eames | 5100 words | NC-17
Eames dies, but sticks around as a zombie rather than have himself decapitated. This takes some getting used to.
warnings: Necrophilia (zombie), Dub-Con, Some Blood (it doesn’t sound like it but I promise it’s a happy ending XD;)
One Night Bite
Arthur/Eames | 4200 words | NC-17
These days, Eames tells people he met Arthur when they were both hired for the same job in the high-end vampire district of west London. It’s close enough to the truth. (with NSFW art by Platina)
warnings: Minor bloodplay (of the vampire kind)
Hair of the Dog
Arthur/Eames | 3463 words | NC-17
Eames tells Arthur to describe his most profane and fucked-up fantasy so they can go under with the PASIV and do it. Arthur is reluctant to admit it because he thinks it's too awful, but Eames insists. Arthur's fantasy is getting fucked by Eames as a big dog. Surprisingly, Eames is still more than happy to oblige.
warnings: Bestiality
And A Gunshot For Her Lullaby
Arthur/Eames | ~1,900 words | NC-17
After the number of firefights he’s been in, Eames figures he probably shouldn’t find the sound of rifle discharge so familiar and comforting. Collab with platina .
warnings: M-preg
Stranger Things Than Known By Man
Arthur/Eames | ~4,000 words | NC-17
If Eames had never told, Arthur never would have guessed. But now he knows what's really under Eames's skin, he can't stop thinking about it.
warnings: Xenophilia, Consensual tentacle sex
Untitled for cherrybina 's Ass Worship fest
Arthur/Eames | 1,876 words | NC-17
Arthur is twenty-four years old when he cashes his first million dollar paycheck. This doesn't surprise Eames. What does surprise him is the fact that instead of some meticulously researched investment properties or something equally pragmatic, Arthur buys a car.
Can Lay My Body Down, Can't Find My Sweet Release
Arthur/Eames | 4,700 words | NC-17
Arthur is a spermpire and must suck cock to survive. Eames pines. Angst ensues. I promise this is less cracky than it sounds.
Spanking Arthur Till He Cries
Arthur/Eames | 649 words | NC-17
Arthur's trembling by the time Eames urges him up onto his hands and knees.
(An extra to the motorbike porn.)
Motorbike Porn
Arthur/Eames | ~1,000 words | NC-17
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EAMES JERKS ARTHUR OFF ON A MOTORBIKE AND THERE IS FINGER SUCKING AND BLOOD AND MAYBE SOME DIRTY TALK
A Different Kind Of Honky Tonk
Arthur/Eames | 1,962 words | NC-17
Arthur and Eames are hiding out in Mexico.
I Need You (Like I Need A Hole In The Head)
Arthur/Eames | 7,148 words | NC-17
Killing each other was meant to be a game. Somewhere along the line, things got serious.
warnings: Strong violence, Rough sex
Tales From Liberty City
Arthur/Eames | 1,725 words | PG-13
The first time they did something illegal together. Bb BAMFs 'Verse.
Kangaroos Are Arseholes
Arthur/Eames | 2,607 words | NC-17
Kangaroos are still arseholes. December 25th contribution to holiday_heist .
warnings: Gunplay
The Cat and the Fiddle
Arthur/Eames | 10,800 words | NC-17
It starts, as these things so often do, with one of Yusuf’s experiments.
warnings: Catboy Arthur. No, really.
Perfection In Your Flaws
Arthur/Eames | 2,355 words | R
It's such an obvious secret, and Eames is surprised it took him so long to figure it out.
Trust Is Knowing Where Your Mail Goes
Arthur/Eames | images | PG-13
You can say 'I love you' in more than three words, and you don't even need to use the letter L.
AU Oneshots
Bend It
Arthur/Eames | ~28,000 words | NC-17
Arthur's last semester at school gets way more interesting than he bargained for when his gymnastics idol, Eames, moves in just down the street. Originally written for this prompt here on the kink meme.
warnings: Underage, Age Difference
The Road Less Travelled
Arthur/Eames | ~9,000 words | NC-17
You don't live long in the Capital Wasteland by making stupid mistakes. It only takes Eames a few days on the rough road to Megaton to remind Arthur that you don't get far not taking chances, either. (Fallout 3/post-apocalyptic AU) Written for i_reversebang , collab with loobeeinthesky .
Untitled
Arthur/Eames | ~2,000 words | PG-13
Tattoo porn. Vampire Academy AU
Under Any Other Flag
Arthur/Eames | 1,003 words | PG-13
They'll fly under an Imperial flag for now, but heaven help the skies when they change their minds. (STEAMPUNK!AU)
Lest You Tread
Arthur/Eames | 1,738 words | R
Arthur is a Grammaton cleric. Eames is a sense offender. (Equilibrium AU)
Demon 'Verse
Yesterday Was Morning Sex, Today Is Spanking, Tomorrow Is Shower Porn, And Waking Up In Vegas Comes Afterwards
(aka This Title Is Still Better Than 'Morning Pleasure Fuck')
Arthur/Eames | 2,100 words | NC-17
Eames like waking Arthur up with sex. Sometimes this leads to more sex. And dirty talk. And spanking. And Arthur agreeing to go case tables in Las Vegas.
warnings: Spanking
There's Nowhere To Go But Down (and you're coming with me)
Arthur/Eames | 1,682 words | NC-17
It's not like Arthur really has a choice about letting Eames fuck him up against a window. Luckily, he's pretty happy to go along with it.
Like They Do On The Discovery Channel
Arthur/Eames | 1,440 words | PG-13
In which a gecko is smarter about feelings than one bamf point man and one sexy ass crossroad demon.
warnings: From the POV of a gecko?
BB!Genius Arthur 'Verse
Blanket warnings: Underage, Age Difference.
On The Curve
pairing | 3,510 words | NC-17
Arthur is a sixteen year-old academic prodigy. Eames is a professor. PWP.
This Time I'll Teach You How To Dance
Arthur/Eames | 2,770 words | NC-17
Arthur has never topped before. Eames sets out to help him rectify this.
Professor!Eames Fucks BB!Genius!Arthur With Arthur's Purple Dildo
Arthur/Eames | 902 words | NC-17
“I’m going to be late for my first fucking class,” Arthur says, flipping through papers and throwing them into his briefcase. “Fucking car, fucking snow. Fuck.”
Not Now Cobb, We're Doing BGs
THIS IS YOUR AZEROTH ON DEATHWING
Arthur explains WoW.
Anal [Inception]
Arthur/Eames | ~2,000 words | PG-13
Arthur and Eames both play WoW. They kick ass at Warsong Gulch, and when they team up they’re nigh on unstoppable. They don’t know they’re playing with each other.
Gonna Go When The Volcano Blows
Arthur/Eames | ~3,000 words | PG-13
In which Arthur has a revelation and dream-thieving is a lot like raiding.
Hallowed
Arthur/Eames | ~300 words | G?
(BECAUSE BREAKING INTO YOUR APARTMENT TO USE YOUR AUTHENTICATOR MEANS 'I LOVE YOU' Y/Y)
Never Knew Raiding Like This Before
Arthur/Eames | 652 words | NC-17
Pure unashamed wow!verse cybering.
Huffliest Puff 'Verse
Blanket warnings: Eames is a Hogwarts ghost. (That does not stop either of them.)
Against The Fall Of Night - Prelude
Arthur/Eames | 1,583 words | PG
Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. In which there is a Yule Ball and something terrible happens.
Drabble
Arthur/Eames | 100 words | G
Fifth Year
Arthur/Eames | ~100 words | G
Being the first occasion on which Eames stops and thinks, oh, shit, I maybe kind of want to tap that.
Sometime Around Midnight
Arthur/Eames | 3,580 words | PG
Arthur is the Huffliest Puff. Eames is a ghost. You guys all know what this is anyway lol. (Hogwarts AU)
Kissing Drabble
Drabbles and Snippets; Various lengths and ratings.
Untitled Microfics | Eames is an MMA fighter.
(More) Untitled Microfic | WoW Verse; mostly porn.
Porny Snippet | "I want you to touch me," Arthur gasps, arching his back and twisting his own fingers deeper.
Barn Porn | The rain started it.
Untitled | How Arthur first met Eames.
Hit Me Like You Mean It | Eames makes Arthur come till he cries.
Untitled | Arthur is obviously naked because...
Jurassic Park/Inception Crossover | Eames manages to corner him eventually, amidst the dust and shouting and intense glare of the floodlights. And of course, of fucking course Arthur manages to take a non-descript jumpsuit and make it look like a million bucks.
Kidfic Teaser | After six years, three fake deaths, thirteen bullet wounds, and uncountable cases of Russian vodka and cheap beer, it’s a little hard to take being chased by people who want to kill you as anything more than a mandatory holiday.
Ridiculous | Hammock cuddling and sunburn.
Drug-Induced | H/C Cuddling. And stuff.
Untitled | Straight razor drabble.
Untitled | Dinotopia AU drabble.
Wake Me Up Daily, Don’t Need No Starbucks | For a prompt on the inception_kink meme.
Like Smoke In These Sand Dunes | Military drabble.
Other Fandoms/Original
The Evening Broadcast (X-Men: First Class)
Erik/Charles | 1,150 words | NC-17
Sometimes, no matter how hard Charles is focusing his thoughts inwards, things still manage to get out. OR That one where Charles accidentally broadcasts his orgasm to the whole house.
Untitled Ficlet (xxxHolic)
Doumeki/Watanuki | ~500 words | PG-13
Nebulously set somewhere in the ten year timeskip. Spoiler warning: There is kissing.
Beneath Your Heart Lies My North Star (Black Jewels)
Jaenelle/Daemon | 2,627 words | PG
Becoming a father isn't easy, but it isn't the hardest thing he's ever done either.
I also give blanket permission for any podficcing/remixing/etc of my fics. Just credit me and throw me a link to the finished product when you're done. :)