D: WHAT THE HECK...SRSLY!

Mar 06, 2008 16:47

yesterday me and ... THE LIZs went to do their homework assignment thinggy for cooking class which required us to go to anaheim to some arabic store...something called AL Haime or whatever. XD; i can't remember too well. anyway...apparently this coffee that she was suppose to SMELL was grown where weed was grown...it tasted ok...but when i got to the end it was grainy...AND OH GOSH IT WAS BAD. @_@ jeez...that place was a bit creepy...of course it didn't help that we were there at night. XD;

anyway...

this morning i dreamed that i was in a school that when you wanted to gradumakate you had to play IN brawl, but it was more like you'd be riding a pokemon while fighting the other person...or you'd turn into a huge robot and then fight the person, and since i had already beat everyone i was going to be a referee...AS GOM ON WOTCH.
srsly. but then i had to go to class so i walked through a door and the teacher told my i needed to go to my room...which was the first door at the right of the class (
WTH?) but it had be scotch-tape'd up...THE ENTIRE DOOR HAD SCOTCH TAPE ON IT. when i went to grab at the tape i remembered, "...THERE ARE SPIDERS IN HERE! DB" so i backed away from the door. then a guy who looked like TIMOTHY DALTON came up behind me and pushed me back and tore open the door, like it was nothing, went inside, and came back out with something that looked like a mix of a giraffe, platypus and some freak neo pet thing. (@_@ I DUNNO.) then suddenly i was on the back of a truck that like...lugs around pigs and there were more of those pet things...and they were trying to make me one of them(one had bitten me)...and they were all staring up at the sky...WITH RED LASER BEAMS SHOOTING OUT OF THEIR EYES! oh gosh...i need to draw that...XDDD and they were just looking up the whole time...then one stopped it's lasers and started talking to me, "you need to concentrate....like when you poop. then just let the beam shoot out from you! C:" so i tried...my face was like "8C" and the beams were barely coming out. then another stopped staring at the sky and looked up my nose, "WELL THERE'S THE PROBLEM!
you don't have any boogers!" so then they all stop(there's like...20 of them) and start digging in their nose and pull out boogers...AND START TRYING TO STICK THEM IN MY NOSE! @_@ then some lady comes over(the truck has stopped moving at this point) and is all, "stop it children...do you want me to throw you over the cliff?(we're suddenly on a cliff...but still in the truck)" and now the pet things aren't the pet things anymore...they're little boys now! (O_o WHAT THE HECK?!) then they start going toward me as if they were going to eat me and as i'm about to fall i wake up.

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WHAT THE HECK...SRSLY.
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