COME OVER HERE, SO I CAN KILL YOU

[ctarlicious]

Mmmrow... Fi'more minnits, mommy...

...

...huh? What's... going on here?

Uh. Where am I? ...Who am I? Oooough, whoever I am, I'm exhausted... Feels like I just went round for round with... with... someone really tough. Blech, I'm too tired for analogies. Need foooood...

But back to the amnesia dealie. What the hell is going on? Is this... Is this some

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[xiii_kitty]

...Uh...

[ctarlicious]

See anything you like?

Pervert?

[xiii_kitty]

WHAT- NO, no, no, that isn't it at all! I-I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING REALLY!
[is totally not looking FFFFFFFFFFFF]

W-why would animals take your clothes?

[ctarlicious]

Yeah, good point. Animals probably wouldn't...

...so it had to be a person. START RUNNING.

[xiii_kitty]

I DIDN'T DO IT!
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE HERE 'TIL JUST NOW!

[ctarlicious]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE RAPIST WOULD SAY.

[xiii_kitty]

asjdjhehrfquetuhaetwg I'M NOT A RAPIST! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT!?

[pouty scared kitty face]

O-Oi, maybe you were already naked before you got here! I mean, it's possible what with the amnesia thing!

[ctarlicious]

You seem to know a lot about how I ended up naked. Rapist.

[xiii_kitty]

I'm telling you I didn't take them! And I'm not a rapist! I'm just guessing here.

[ctarlicious]

Hmm. Fine. I'll believe you. For now.

In the meantime, help me beat up these bears.

[xiii_kitty]

...How about I just go get you some clothes or something instead?

[ctarlicious]

yeah sure whatever ANYWAY I'll be right here beating some answers out of these punks. Get me something nice and expensive.

[xiii_kitty]

[yeah right she's just getting her a damn dress to cover her- probably just for $10]

[ctarlicious]

Yaaaaaay! Thanks a bunch, you're the best! But um. I could probably use some shoes too. And some new underwear. Hmm, a new purse would go great with this outfit... How much do you have on you?

[xiii_kitty]

....[gives her $20] Just get yourself some clothes, I'm not getting it all or wasting that much on you.

[ctarlicious]

Ehehehe, suckeeeeer Thank you for your kind acts of charity. I'm just so scared and distraught, I don't know what to do with myself!