COME OVER HERE, SO I CAN KILL YOU

[ctarlicious]

Mmmrow... Fi'more minnits, mommy...

...

...huh? What's... going on here?

Uh. Where am I? ...Who am I? Oooough, whoever I am, I'm exhausted... Feels like I just went round for round with... with... someone really tough. Blech, I'm too tired for analogies. Need foooood...

But back to the amnesia dealie. What the hell is going on? Is this... Is this some

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[blazing_style]

Dude, let up on the bears a little. Call me crazy, but I'm gonna guess they didn't take your clothes.

...By the way, you should probably be trying to cover yourself up rather than jumping around naked like that.

[ctarlicious]

Don't tell me what to do! All I know is that SOMEONE stole my clothes, and if it wasn't the bears, it was probably someone in the near vicinity. Hint hint.

[blazing_style]

...I hope you're not hint hint-ing what I think you are. I'm not even interested in girls like that.

[ctarlicious]

Oh, you're like that. Well. I guess you're off the hook... for the clothes, anyway. You still could have stolen my memories!

[blazing_style]

W-Wait, what do you mean 'like that'?

And I didn't steal your memories! I don't even know how I'd be able to do that. Everyone's lost their memories!

[ctarlicious]

It's fine, kid, I don't care what sick stuff you like to do in bed with other men and possibly animals. The tie says it all, really. Just tell me who I have to beat up to get my memory back and I'll be out of your hair.

[blazing_style]

It's not like that all. And even if it were, what do animals have to do with anything?

There's not really anyone to beat up to get your memories back. If there was, I'd have done that days ago. You just sort of have to...wait for them, apparently.

Why does everyone keep criticizing the tie?

[ctarlicious]

Look, it doesn't exactly scream "hetero". BUT ANYWAY that's lame, and also, dumb. Sit around and wait for my memory to come back? That's not how Aisha rolls!

...I'm pretty sure that's not how Aisha rolls! Stupid amnesia.

[blazing_style]

Man, the freaks grow like weeds around here.

Uh, right. Well, you seriously don't have a choice.

[ctarlicious]

Ugh. I hate this place already. Who are you?

[blazing_style]

Name's Adell.

This place isn't all that bad, really.

[ctarlicious]

Tch, we'll see. I'm starving. Got any food?

[blazing_style]

Well, they give free food at the apartments. As much as you want at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[ctarlicious]

*icon*

*glomp*

[blazing_style]

W-w-w-whoa! Lemme go!

I told you, I'm not comfortable with girls!

[ctarlicious]

Oh, right, sorry. I forgot you prefer manly muscles pressing up against your tender womanly body.