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ctarlicious

I CAN HAS FURY

Oct 09, 2008 16:54

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot ( Read more... )

i love pyocola, i hate etna, i hate red mage, i hate bears

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novolumecontrol October 9 2008, 22:02:59 UTC

And here I thought it was the people we would have to protect from the bears! What the hell were you going to do with the bear anyway?! Force it to live in the fucking apartments? Stupid cat!

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 22:20:15 UTC

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CAT!?

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AND STUPID!?

novolumecontrol October 9 2008, 22:26:37 UTC

WHO ELSE IS HERE, FURBALL?!

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 22:57:13 UTC

YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE HAIR THAN I DO, MULLETBOY. IT'S CALLED A "BARBER", SERIOUSLY.

novolumecontrol October 9 2008, 23:09:34 UTC

DON'T KNOCK MY HAAAAAAIR! AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FLEA INFESTED FUR-WAD, FUCKING NUDIST!!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 00:41:36 UTC

I DON'T HAVE FLEAS! PROBABLY. AT LEAST MY HAIR IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL'S!

novolumecontrol October 10 2008, 00:48:56 UTC

VOOOOOOOOOOOOIII!!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR FUCKING TITS I'D MISTAKE YOU FOR A GRUNGY LITTLE BOY, FLEA BAG!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 00:53:44 UTC

OKAY, SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A BLATANT LIE, I'LL GIVE YOU TIME TO COME UP WITH A FACTUAL INSULT ABOUT ME.

OH RIGHT. THERE AREN'T ANY.

novolumecontrol October 10 2008, 01:03:05 UTC

OBNOXIOUS, NOISY, MANGY, INFESTED, STUPID, PSYCHOTIC, NUDIST FREAK!!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 01:11:28 UTC

I SAID "FACTUAL". NOT DELUDED LIES.

GIRLY, LOUDMOUTHED, NOSY, SMELLY, UGLY JERK!

novolumecontrol October 10 2008, 01:13:12 UTC

VOOIIIII! THE REST IS DEBATABLE, BUT I DON'T FUCKING SMELL, BITCH!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 01:22:21 UTC

THAT IS BECAUSE YOUR HUMAN NOSTRILS CAN'T SMELL WORTH CRAP. I ASSURE YOU, YOU SMELL LIKE A COMBINATION OF SWEAT, SELF-LOATHING, AND REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY.

novolumecontrol October 10 2008, 01:32:35 UTC

AND YOU LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC HAIRY ELF WHOSE GREAT NOSE COULDN'T EVEN DETECT A HUMAN REEKING OF FUCKING ANIMAL ENTRAILS BEFORE HE POACHED YOUR BEAR!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 01:46:34 UTC

HE DIDN'T REEK OF ANIMAL ENTRAILS UNTIL AFTER HE KILLED THE BEAR, DUMBASS!

novolumecontrol October 10 2008, 01:50:55 UTC

THAT GUY WANDERS AROUND SLAUGHTERING ANIMALS AND USING THEIR BODY PARTS AS CURRENCY! HE'S A FUCKING ANIMAL SERIAL KILLER! HE ALWAYS REEKS OF BLOOD!

ctarlicious October 10 2008, 01:53:03 UTC

AND YOU WOULD KNOW, RIGHT? WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERFUL HUMAN NOSE? OHWAIT.

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