I CAN HAS FURY

[ctarlicious]

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot

Comments

[vespa_alien]

Bears are basically second-class citizens around these parts.

[ctarlicious]

Well, yeah, duh. But I needed that one! Nobody steals from the great Aisha!

[vespa_alien]

Well, what did you do with the bear?

[ctarlicious]

It's in the woods, but, come on, even I wouldn't give a kid a dead bear for a pet.

[vespa_alien]

You're not even gonna use it? Man, talk about uncreative.

[ctarlicious]

What the hell would I use it for...

...besides harrassing Sakura?

[vespa_alien]

What else would you need?

[ctarlicious]

If you could conveniently forget to lock the door to you guys's room, that would be great.

[vespa_alien]

You know how bad my memory is these days.