I CAN HAS FURY

[ctarlicious]

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot

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[origamibluesky]

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That is horrible... Killing an innocent animal... such a thing should not go unpunished...!

[private to Aisha]
You have a daughter?

[ctarlicious]

Exactly! We can't let that freak get away with such horrible cruelty to animals!

[filtered]

I adopted Pyocola because she is squishy and adorable. And she would have a pet panda right now if it weren't for certain psycho demon girls and their equally weird lackeys.

[origamibluesky]

If you find out who it was let me know... I will deal with them somehow.

[filtered]

I see... May I... perhaps meet her? It is not the same but... I could learn to make an origami panda...?

[ctarlicious]

I dunno his name, but look for some girly guy with long white hair and a dumb hat, wears all red.

[filtered]

You should totally meet her! I'm sure she'd like you. And she'd probably love an origami panda, especially since it's going to take me forever to get another real one thanks to certain jerks who need to die.

[origamibluesky]

All right. I will keep my eyes open.

[filtered]

I will learn to make the panda then... I cannot wait to meet her.