I CAN HAS FURY

[ctarlicious]

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot

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[handsforhealing]

A-A dead bear? That's horrible! If you find out who killed it let me know!

[ctarlicious]

It was that weirdo in red! But my boss put him up to it, so you should probably assassinate both of them just to be safe.

[handsforhealing]

In red...? Didn't Ed wear red?

Wh-whoa there! I don't think I can assassinate anyone! Give them a beating, maybe...

[ctarlicious]

I'll settle for a beating.

[handsforhealing]

All right. Tell me when you find out the name of the person who did it. I'll teach them a lesson.