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Quotes of the day, stolen from a posts on www.imao.us
Everyone remembers how successful the "Breasts not Bombs" movement was at Berkeley, right?
(this is where you pretend a.) the protest was successful and b.) you weren't grossed out by saggy hippy hooters)
Gentlemen and ladies, our response is clear. Nudity = success, so our campaign will be "Wangs for War/Vaginas for Victory."
"Wangs for War" also works for any Asian-Republican groups out there. Just try to protest on a different day than the other "Wangs for War" group. We don't need that sort of confusion.
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How many cars are in France?
According to this source the answer is "50 millions (sic) vehicles." Take away 6000, burnt by 'youths'.
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A bit of Good news. Paris is still a hot vacation spot.
Bad news, it’s for terrorists who are stressed out fighting in Iraq.
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[Dealing with current rioters]
Help from America's NRA membership (BYOG - Bring Your Own Guns):
Advantage: They will happily gun down any and all rioting "Youths", w/out dropping their rifles. They can then claim 'Diplomatic Immunity' and return to the USA.
Disadvantage: They will likely gun down everyone else in France. It's not that they can't tell the difference between 'Rioters' and 'French Citizens'. It's just that they wouldn't care
P.S. Library keyboards suck ass.
Everyone remembers how successful the "Breasts not Bombs" movement was at Berkeley, right?
(this is where you pretend a.) the protest was successful and b.) you weren't grossed out by saggy hippy hooters)
Gentlemen and ladies, our response is clear. Nudity = success, so our campaign will be "Wangs for War/Vaginas for Victory."
"Wangs for War" also works for any Asian-Republican groups out there. Just try to protest on a different day than the other "Wangs for War" group. We don't need that sort of confusion.
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How many cars are in France?
According to this source the answer is "50 millions (sic) vehicles." Take away 6000, burnt by 'youths'.
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A bit of Good news. Paris is still a hot vacation spot.
Bad news, it’s for terrorists who are stressed out fighting in Iraq.
-----------------------------------------
[Dealing with current rioters]
Help from America's NRA membership (BYOG - Bring Your Own Guns):
Advantage: They will happily gun down any and all rioting "Youths", w/out dropping their rifles. They can then claim 'Diplomatic Immunity' and return to the USA.
Disadvantage: They will likely gun down everyone else in France. It's not that they can't tell the difference between 'Rioters' and 'French Citizens'. It's just that they wouldn't care
P.S. Library keyboards suck ass.