Tony Stark. Yeah. That one. If you've gotten this far you probably know my reputation and why I'm here. If not, go talk to someone else in the waiting room and come back when you're a little more educated. It's not that I think I have any problems that require assessment, but some people think otherwise, Stephen Tyrone Colbert. After much debating I decided what more harm could be done? Stark Industries (along with myself) already has a publicized reputation with the public. Why not make the media chase me down a few more blocks?
I one perfect purple-haired angel of a daughter. Really- she's perfect. One look at her and you'll never be able to look away. She's the reason I'm here. Selfless, right? Strain on my personal relationships affect her as well. I'm not a terrible excuse for a human being after all. Anyway, now that I have the waiting room won over I really don't have anything more to say. Photo Ops are after my appointment and no, I won't kiss your baby. It's a matter of loyalty.
Yes. It's crack. *cough* Long story. Anyway. Colbert mun had the brilliant idea to bring them into Couples' Therapy for the purpose of humor writing. Given the amount of rendezvous he has had on his own he's plenty juicy to have around.