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Man, this town's been a real drag the last couple of weeks. Damn souled bloodsuckers are all either on some redemption trip or hallucinating, and it ain't from eating druggies. I swear one of them even came up and begged forgiveness for killing me. Had to take him outside and punch him just to let him know I'm not dead. On the plus side, a lot of them don't want to kill anymore so Ralph's business has really picked up, at least on the vamp end of things. Some of the demons aren't all that wild about them takin' over the bar.
Heard a few of them talkin' about opening the hellmouth. They think it'll reverse whatever gave them all souls. While I'd welcome the end to the blubbering, I don't know where they got that idea. There's all sorts of myths about the hellmouth. But it's a damn stupid time to try it, there seem to be a bunch of new slayers in town. I've seen 'em out in big groups at night, and they're not exactly takin' pains to be discreet. Some of them seem to have a bunch of civilians with 'em, too, all armed. Gotta be crazy to try going up against them, I wouldn't try it without the gang. Heh, well I guess that explains that, doesn't it?
Heard a few of them talkin' about opening the hellmouth. They think it'll reverse whatever gave them all souls. While I'd welcome the end to the blubbering, I don't know where they got that idea. There's all sorts of myths about the hellmouth. But it's a damn stupid time to try it, there seem to be a bunch of new slayers in town. I've seen 'em out in big groups at night, and they're not exactly takin' pains to be discreet. Some of them seem to have a bunch of civilians with 'em, too, all armed. Gotta be crazy to try going up against them, I wouldn't try it without the gang. Heh, well I guess that explains that, doesn't it?