Aug 01, 2010 23:20
Okay. Here you go.
I wrote these on Saturday, July 31, between 7:15pm, and 8:00pm. I was bored. Facebook does that to you.
Enjoy!
1. Beer is pretty good,
I am a diabetic,
So I can't have beer.
2. I used to drink beer,
But I didn't like hops much,
So I'd have darker.
3. Coors is shitty beer.
It tastes like heated dog nuts.
Fuck you, shitty beer.
4. Lately I miss beer.
My friends are awesome brew-men.
you don't know them though.
5. That "Strange Brew" was good.
They drank Elsinore beer though.
Had a mouse in it.
6. The belgians brew well.
It ends with a banana,
flavor when you swallow it.
7. In westerns, there's beer.
flowing from hot keg to glass,
bet it's fucking foul.
8. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
beer beer beer beer fuck.
9. I made some beer too.
I had a mister beer keg.
was more like cider.
10. What is Zymurgy?
the study of fermentation
I know a few things.
11. Cleanliness is key,
when you're making a good brew.
must be sterilized.
12. Many people drink.
not many people drink well.
That's who I stare at.
13. I like that lime beer
It's great for really hot days and,
drinking like a girl.
14. There's science in a can.
The inside is just like glass,
outside is rat shit.
15. Bottles are dark brown,
because the light hurts the beer.
Fuck you, green bottle.
16. Noble is the beer,
That we drink until we throw up.
Drink the barf as well.
17. Drink to both boobs.
Raise your glass high, but not too,
that you hide the view.
18. Boobs to left and right.
Beer to left and right as well.
A difficult choice.
19. Beer tastes like brown.
I don't know why it's like that,
but to me it is.
20. My girl wants some beer.
Maybe I should get her some.
I'm such a great guy.
(then we got some beer and had one.)
21. Had a Maudite now,
I am like, all buzzed and shit.
and Fringed the fuck out.
(then I went to bed, but I got up with one more.)
22. I'm brewing today.
Well, I'm helping brew today.
I'll likely just stir.