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title: some things never'll change
'Pairing': Cath/Warrick
Character: everyone else *the whole CSI team*
Rating: PG-13 to be safe, but more like PG
Summary: Warrick and Catherine end up in Germany.
A/N: this is a crack!fic. Don't take this serious.
“Where are we?” Warrick asked.
“Somewhere?” Catherine more asked then answered.
“But where is somewhere?” Warrick wanted to know.
“Oh look, there is a small sign, telling us where we are.” Catherine stated as she saw something that looked like a map and some metal sign with letters on it.
Warrick looked at the map, for a long time… finally turning around to Cath.
“What?”
“We are in Germany. What on earth are we doing here?”
“Um….well….Considering the fact that we had just been in Vegas a few moments ago, and now we are here, at some place 10,00o miles away from Vegas….I would guess they did it again.”
“Oh no, not again. And why? Why keep they doing this? Why are they doing all this stuff to us?” Warrick whined.
“Well…because they can?” Catherine asked.
“I mean…look at us. I’m still surprised we are on the street, in clothes and not ravishing each other in some expensive hotel room of the Bellagio. Why do they do this? I want to be back in Vegas. There you have something to do.
“You mean apart from our job? Maybe you can do something as well, here I mean, wherever here is. Lets find someone from around here”
“With our luck we find one, and then before we notice find ourselves in fucking China again.”
“Stop complaining, Rick. Lets find ourselves someone who knows the area.”
About an hour later Warrick and Catherine found someone in the nearly deserted small town. But that person didn’t help them a lot. Actually not at all. Since all he said was non sense.
“So what do we do now?”
“We wait” Catherine said.
“Wait for what?”
“That they will change it.”
“How long will it take them? What do you guess?”
“Concerning that they still have to bring Nick and Greg together, and try to keep Grissom and Sara away from each other, but Grissom somehow together with Brass and Sara wit Sofia? And that the whole labs waits for them to get everyone hooked up with each other? Forever. Oh and then they have to find a soloution why Greg suddenly is totally into Grissom, and Grissom into you, that’s why he can’t be with Greg. And then there is Nick who has to deal with his crush on Sara, and me, and you and Greg and Bobby, and Sofia and Greg. Of course they would end up with the classic. Grissom with Greg and Nick in one relationship, then Sofia, with Brass ad Sara, followed by Jacqui wit Hodges and Archie and Bobby. And Hodges has a little crush on Greg, who can’t forget about Sara. And Nick loves me since that car race- Of course. But never said anything. And then the huge problem with Ecklie. Don’t know how they will solve that. So…until they haven’t figured out what to do about the lab…we are stuck I guess.”
“You know…I just a great idea…” Warrick started.
“And what?” Catherine asked curious.
“Well what they can do, we can do as well, right?”
Catherine looked at Warrick doubtful, not sure what he had planned.
“You’ve got some paper and a pencil?”
“Yes, but how will this help us?”
“Well, they write our ‘life’ everyday. So when they are too busy for writing our life…we maybe should do it ourselves,” he said, before starting to write.
“How about…Seychelles, vacation, you and me?” Warrick asked, as he looked up from the paper.
Catherine’s response to that questions was a huge smile and a nod. God, she didn’t have a vacation in ages.
Warrick started writing, about the Seychelles, the vacation and the place they were staying in.
And suddenly everything got blurry.
When opening their eyes again Catherine found herself in bed. Naked. With Warrick next to her side. Naked as well. The Hotel room familiar.
Catherine groaned loudly, before throwing herself back into the pillows, which awoke Warrick.
“Where are….oh no.” Warrick wanted to know, but stopping mid-sentence when he noticed it himself.
They were back in the Bellagio.
“I guess…some things never’ll change then.” Catherine stated.
Because the writer is always the one who’s in power.
'Pairing': Cath/Warrick
Character: everyone else *the whole CSI team*
Rating: PG-13 to be safe, but more like PG
Summary: Warrick and Catherine end up in Germany.
A/N: this is a crack!fic. Don't take this serious.
“Where are we?” Warrick asked.
“Somewhere?” Catherine more asked then answered.
“But where is somewhere?” Warrick wanted to know.
“Oh look, there is a small sign, telling us where we are.” Catherine stated as she saw something that looked like a map and some metal sign with letters on it.
Warrick looked at the map, for a long time… finally turning around to Cath.
“What?”
“We are in Germany. What on earth are we doing here?”
“Um….well….Considering the fact that we had just been in Vegas a few moments ago, and now we are here, at some place 10,00o miles away from Vegas….I would guess they did it again.”
“Oh no, not again. And why? Why keep they doing this? Why are they doing all this stuff to us?” Warrick whined.
“Well…because they can?” Catherine asked.
“I mean…look at us. I’m still surprised we are on the street, in clothes and not ravishing each other in some expensive hotel room of the Bellagio. Why do they do this? I want to be back in Vegas. There you have something to do.
“You mean apart from our job? Maybe you can do something as well, here I mean, wherever here is. Lets find someone from around here”
“With our luck we find one, and then before we notice find ourselves in fucking China again.”
“Stop complaining, Rick. Lets find ourselves someone who knows the area.”
About an hour later Warrick and Catherine found someone in the nearly deserted small town. But that person didn’t help them a lot. Actually not at all. Since all he said was non sense.
“So what do we do now?”
“We wait” Catherine said.
“Wait for what?”
“That they will change it.”
“How long will it take them? What do you guess?”
“Concerning that they still have to bring Nick and Greg together, and try to keep Grissom and Sara away from each other, but Grissom somehow together with Brass and Sara wit Sofia? And that the whole labs waits for them to get everyone hooked up with each other? Forever. Oh and then they have to find a soloution why Greg suddenly is totally into Grissom, and Grissom into you, that’s why he can’t be with Greg. And then there is Nick who has to deal with his crush on Sara, and me, and you and Greg and Bobby, and Sofia and Greg. Of course they would end up with the classic. Grissom with Greg and Nick in one relationship, then Sofia, with Brass ad Sara, followed by Jacqui wit Hodges and Archie and Bobby. And Hodges has a little crush on Greg, who can’t forget about Sara. And Nick loves me since that car race- Of course. But never said anything. And then the huge problem with Ecklie. Don’t know how they will solve that. So…until they haven’t figured out what to do about the lab…we are stuck I guess.”
“You know…I just a great idea…” Warrick started.
“And what?” Catherine asked curious.
“Well what they can do, we can do as well, right?”
Catherine looked at Warrick doubtful, not sure what he had planned.
“You’ve got some paper and a pencil?”
“Yes, but how will this help us?”
“Well, they write our ‘life’ everyday. So when they are too busy for writing our life…we maybe should do it ourselves,” he said, before starting to write.
“How about…Seychelles, vacation, you and me?” Warrick asked, as he looked up from the paper.
Catherine’s response to that questions was a huge smile and a nod. God, she didn’t have a vacation in ages.
Warrick started writing, about the Seychelles, the vacation and the place they were staying in.
And suddenly everything got blurry.
When opening their eyes again Catherine found herself in bed. Naked. With Warrick next to her side. Naked as well. The Hotel room familiar.
Catherine groaned loudly, before throwing herself back into the pillows, which awoke Warrick.
“Where are….oh no.” Warrick wanted to know, but stopping mid-sentence when he noticed it himself.
They were back in the Bellagio.
“I guess…some things never’ll change then.” Catherine stated.
Because the writer is always the one who’s in power.