Thought experiment!

Nov 23, 2007 13:14

"OK, guys," Mandy said, sitting down in the break room. "I have a thought experiment. Here's the scenario: passing the locker room, I catch sight of a bare foot lying on the ground. I walk into the locker room and see that the foot belongs to Aiden, who is dead and lying sprawled on her back in a pool of blood. Her shirt has been yanked open ( Read more... )

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it_glitters November 23 2007, 20:22:01 UTC
"Wait," Aiden said as she stirs her yogurt parfait. "Why am I dead? That hardly seems cool to me."

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geekwriter143 November 23 2007, 20:24:29 UTC
"The why doesn't matter. Hell, Wendy got electrocuted by a motorcycle battery yesterday."

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it_glitters November 23 2007, 20:26:12 UTC
Aiden thought about it for a second. "OK, fine. But the shoe isn't mine. I don't know what happened to my shoes, but I didn't wear stilettos before I got pregnant, and I'm sure not going to start wearing them now that I'm getting fat and my ankles are swollen."

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geekwriter143 November 23 2007, 20:27:55 UTC
"The shoe is a size nine, and your feet are, what? Sevens? The shoe does not belong to Aiden. Also, Super Dave has determined that there is no sign of sexual trauma."

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