First post!

[nevadafighter]

Hi! I'd looooove to claim David Hodges. Because he is teh snark. And I'd loooooove to claim Horatio/Rick. Because they too are teh snark. I'll share teh Hodges snark, but not teh Horatio/Rick snark, because Horatio is all mine. Speaking of which, can I have a third claim? Because if I can, and if no one got to it, I'd like to claim Horatio Caine. And I don't want to share him. But if I can't have him, I'll take his hair. Of course, if that's out of the question, there's always the episode "The Execution of Catherine Willows", because I JUST HAVE A THING ABOUT THE NAME DAVID OKAY!?! So gimmie the goods.

I'm not greedy at all!