okay, its offical, agent kate i love you so much.
so i just checked my email.. omg kathleen i love you so much! i would never get tired from reading emails from you! i love them! they always make me smile! and make me love you so much more! so always.. email me from work... i only email you.. bc.. well... its fun! and i love you! but dude.. this just cracked me up.. so i have to put it out there..
"we are dead tonight. people here are driving me crazy. chipotle tonight, so i am jazzed, thats all... no other reason for jazzed-ness tonight. i ache because im tired and my feet hurt.. and i just spelled feet wrong, but i erased it before i sent it... its crazy. i need other email addresses because you are the only one im gonna email and youre gonna have an overflow of emails from me at work. then you will be mad. i dont want you to ever be mad because your email box overflows with emails from me. i wouldnt want that because then i would be salty. like salt lake city.. yes, that would be me. i am so happy to be emailing this to you though because otherwise i would be standing around looking dumb, and i dont like looking dumb. i dont think many people do, but people shock you so you never know. i have had this place ready to shut down for fifteen minutes now. here is an update on everyone working here tonight.
pat - is annoying.
chris mork - not being weird, and thats just scary.
mike - just plain creepy.
megan - shes just sweet.
rob - ehh, okay.
brian - ...is just working.
okay now i dont want anyone to sneak up behind me and read this so im going to leave. chipotle in 40 minutes... ohhh yess."
girl you made me laugh out loud in this quiet ass house.. i love you! keep the emails from staples coming MWAH