Obnoxious Roommate Syndrome - AM Version

[csecooney]

"Sita, why aren't you paying attention to me?"
"I do pay attention to you."
"You're listening to your Peabody story. You aren't listening to me."
"I was going to come out to the kitchen and talk to you as soon as you stopped ignoring me."
"I wasn't ignoring you, I was making breakfast!"

(Later, in kitchen)

"Sita, should we have English muffins or tortillas?"
"What did you make?"
"LOOK!"
"Oh. Eggs."
"SMELL THEM!!!"
"Mmm. Eggs."
"STICK YOUR NOSE IN THEM AND SMELL!!!"
"Well... Spinach and... garlic?"
"And I used the rest of the onions and the green peppers and the green onions and the cilantro and, and, and..."
"Must-gos!"
"Nobody loves me. Why aren't you eating? Why aren't you sitting and eating with me?"
"Because I have to wash a fork first."
"Oh, I suppose."
 "I'll take the broken tortilla."
"I WAS GOING TO TAKE THE BROKEN TORTILLA. You're always taking the broken ones. Hi, I'm Sita, I'm a martyr, I always eat broken tortillas..."
(Sita pokes me with fork.)
"Fork you!"

(Later)

"You are très amusante this morning."
"Yes, Sita, it's because I have to be a RADIO PERSONALITY in 40 minutes. I should get dressed. BUT FIRST I WILL POST ABOUT OUR OBNOXIOUSNESS."
"A wee obnoxious blog?"
"It will annoy EVERYONE!!!"