For if thou'lt have me for a friend...

[csecooney]

This is what I woke up thinking this morning...

No, maybe I should back up a bit. "Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

I've had the weirdest week of rolly-coastering eeeeemo(shuns) (it doesn't even DESERVE to be spelled right, s'what I'm thinking) and that's neither here nor there, that's just regular life and livin' it, but here

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[asakiyume]

I much prefer being on the floor myself--and what you say about looking up at the world through all the legs, and how marvelous it seems then? I agree totally!

But I like your other plan, too, with the shoes and the dazzle. Show them Our Lady of the Underground Seashore.

[csecooney]

It will be MUCH HARDER to do it that way. I shall have to bring my RUBY SLIPPERS! They are, at least, a conversational piece.

[asakiyume]

But you have allies invisible and visible in both this world of hours and days and elsewhere, who, just by calling them to mind, will fortify you.

[asakiyume]

And yes, ruby slippers! Providing a topic of conversation by wearing it on your person is a good plan, my wise strategist friend.

[csecooney]

By the power of OZ and NELLIE BLY!!!

Maybe I should just whip out my phone at the bar next time and call YOU!!! There you will be, staring at the phone as if it were a wailing infant, wishing someone else would come along to change its diaper! Even if you don't answer, the thought will be so CHEERING that I'll leave you an extravagant message and then go on to do BRAVE THINGS!

[asakiyume]

:D

And after doing the brave things, you must leave another message describing them.