With the recent bracelet craze I found some really cool bracelets.
http://www.accoutrements.com/wristbands.html They have the seven deadly sins wristbands and also gthe despair and nihilism bracelets. I now sport two bracelets, one says "corporate whore" and is in stylish black and the other says "envy" and is in a great green color. They also have great bandages at
http://www.accoutrements.com/bandages.html and I suspect you might be excited about this Noel they have neato purses at
http://www.accoutrements.com/pursesbags.html Yep, if I were a woman I would be sporting the "toad purse."
Only problem is you must locate a local dealer, you can't purchase from them directly.