BECAUSE WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO HAVE THE DOCTOR TURN UP AND TORCHWOOD WHEN JACK IS FLIRTING/SNOGGING/PLAYING NAKED HIDE AND SEEK WITH IANTO AND HAVE THE DOCTOR SCREAM 'YOU OUT GAYED ME HARKNESS!!!!!!
I AM IN STITCHES SHAZ, ACTUAL STITCHES! B'WAHAHAHAHAAAA
OMG THAT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN. AND IANTO WOULD BE ALL PRISSY LIKE "WHO IS THIS FLOPPY-HAIRED MAN!?" (because he'd totally have the hair back omg) AND JACK'D BE ALL LIKE "OMG IT'S THE AMSTELL COME TO CHALLENGE MY GHEYNESS" AND THERE'S BE MUCH HAND ON HIP POSING AND STUFF. YES, STUFF!!!
YES! AND IANTO WOULD BE ALL LIKE "THIS WILL KEEP YOU AWAY FROM MY JACK" AND PROCEED TO CHASE HIM AROUND THE HUB WITH IT!!! ::giggles::
INEVITABLY THEY'D END UP IN A VERY COMROMISING POSITION AND JACK WOULD FIND THEM AND FLOUNCE OFF UPSET.
JACK: HOW COULD YOU YAN-BABY?! ::flappy hand gestures:: IANTO: UMM... THE POWER OF HIS HAIR COMPELLED ME? JACK: FLOUNCES OFF. SIMON ELEVEN: DAMN YOU, HARKNESS! YOU'RE OUTGAYING ME!
AND THEN ELEVEN WILL COME IN AND GO 'OH SHUT UP HARKNESS YOU GAYED ME AS WELL' AND IANTO WILL BE ALL AGHAST AND EMO AND WOOBIE, AND JACK WILL TACKLE HIM AND CRY 'I LOVE YOU MORE MY YAN-BABY' AND ELEVEN WILL COMPLAIN THAT HE HAS NO NICKNAME. AND THEN IANTO WILL LOOK AT HIM AND GO 'HANG ON A MINUTE, COME HERE..... YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DRAWN BY CHILDREN, HERES A MAN IN A SUIT, I'VE GOT LOTS OF BROWN .. SO HERES HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!' (Man I gotta stop quoting Buzzcocks)
WHAT IL EVEN MORE IS THE IMAGE OF IANTO DRAWING ELEVEN XD AND THEN HOLDING THE PICTURE UP SO PROUDLY. ELEVEN WOULD BE AGHAST. JACK WOULD BE FULL OF LULZ. AND IANTO WOULD HAVE IT PINNED UP ON THE HAMLEYS WALL OF FAME!!! TRUFAX.
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BBC DO THIS AND OWN OUR SOULS!!!
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YOU BE STEALING IT!
....I love you for spreading the support!
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GAWD. DEMANDING FLISTERS. XD XD XD
...I feel it has more promise in pimping it now, 'specially with 10 resigning! hehe. Bring on the Amstell!!
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OMG THAT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN. AND IANTO WOULD BE ALL PRISSY LIKE "WHO IS THIS FLOPPY-HAIRED MAN!?" (because he'd totally have the hair back omg) AND JACK'D BE ALL LIKE "OMG IT'S THE AMSTELL COME TO CHALLENGE MY GHEYNESS" AND THERE'S BE MUCH HAND ON HIP POSING AND STUFF. YES, STUFF!!!
want now pls.
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AND HIM AND JACK WOULD TALK ABOUT MISSING ROSE/MARTHA/DONNA/SARAH-JANE ETC ETC SO AND AND SO FORTH AND THIS WOULD HAPPEN:
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AND GWEN AND IANTO WOULD STARE IN HORRIFIED FASCINATION AS THE BOY/GIRLBAND MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY AND THEY BEGIN TO DANCE OMG.
WANT. FOR SRS. TILL THEY START HUGGING, THEN IANTO GETS PMT AND ATTACKS THEM WITH A BIBLE. OR SUMTHIN.
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(like the epicness of when Kelly Rowland threw water on Simon and went 'The power of Christ compels you' and he just went '*EPIC GASP* I'M A JEW!!!!')
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INEVITABLY THEY'D END UP IN A VERY COMROMISING POSITION AND JACK WOULD FIND THEM AND FLOUNCE OFF UPSET.
JACK: HOW COULD YOU YAN-BABY?! ::flappy hand gestures::
IANTO: UMM... THE POWER OF HIS HAIR COMPELLED ME?
JACK: FLOUNCES OFF.
SIMON ELEVEN: DAMN YOU, HARKNESS! YOU'RE OUTGAYING ME!
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Skip to 9.16 IT'LL BE LIKE THAT!!!!!
AND THEN ELEVEN WILL COME IN AND GO 'OH SHUT UP HARKNESS YOU GAYED ME AS WELL' AND IANTO WILL BE ALL AGHAST AND EMO AND WOOBIE, AND JACK WILL TACKLE HIM AND CRY 'I LOVE YOU MORE MY YAN-BABY' AND ELEVEN WILL COMPLAIN THAT HE HAS NO NICKNAME. AND THEN IANTO WILL LOOK AT HIM AND GO 'HANG ON A MINUTE, COME HERE..... YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DRAWN BY CHILDREN, HERES A MAN IN A SUIT, I'VE GOT LOTS OF BROWN .. SO HERES HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!' (Man I gotta stop quoting Buzzcocks)
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WHAT IL EVEN MORE IS THE IMAGE OF IANTO DRAWING ELEVEN XD AND THEN HOLDING THE PICTURE UP SO PROUDLY. ELEVEN WOULD BE AGHAST. JACK WOULD BE FULL OF LULZ. AND IANTO WOULD HAVE IT PINNED UP ON THE HAMLEYS WALL OF FAME!!! TRUFAX.
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