What would you do if: I died from suicide:id kill ur dead corpse I said I liked you:beat u over the head with something unless its in a friendly manner I kissed you:kill u horribly I lived next door to you:ride more I started smoking:lend u a lighter... maybe... I stole something:give it to me(stone) I was hospitalized:not let them take u away to the funny farm I ran away from home:catch ur sry ass and bring u back I got into a fight and was beat up badly: get klub to help me beat the shit out of whoever beat u I got hurt from what you did:say sry a bunch I hurt you emtionally/physically:smack u I took a bullet to save you:shoot the person who shot u and get u to a hospital
Would you: Be my friend?:i already am i think Make out with me?:id kill u Lie to make me feel better?: prolly not Spread rumors about me?: rumors? wat r those? Keep a secret if I told you one?: do we hav secrets? Loan me some cash?: umm i borrow from u not the other way around but if u needed some i would... requiring that i had it to lend Hold my hand?: maybe if we were drunk and u were blind and then maybe Take a bullet for me?: sure y not Keep in touch if I moved?: hell yea Try and solve my problems?:as if i dont already Date me?:ummmm no u sick fuck Love me?:in a friendly way sure Marry me?:butt buddies 4eva! lol jk hell no bro
I died from suicide:id kill ur dead corpse
I said I liked you:beat u over the head with something unless its in a friendly manner
I kissed you:kill u horribly
I lived next door to you:ride more
I started smoking:lend u a lighter... maybe...
I stole something:give it to me(stone)
I was hospitalized:not let them take u away to the funny farm
I ran away from home:catch ur sry ass and bring u back
I got into a fight and was beat up badly: get klub to help me beat the shit out of whoever beat u
I got hurt from what you did:say sry a bunch
I hurt you emtionally/physically:smack u
I took a bullet to save you:shoot the person who shot u and get u to a hospital
Would you:
Be my friend?:i already am i think
Make out with me?:id kill u
Lie to make me feel better?: prolly not
Spread rumors about me?: rumors? wat r those?
Keep a secret if I told you one?: do we hav secrets?
Loan me some cash?: umm i borrow from u not the other way around but if u needed some i would... requiring that i had it to lend
Hold my hand?: maybe if we were drunk and u were blind and then maybe
Take a bullet for me?: sure y not
Keep in touch if I moved?: hell yea
Try and solve my problems?:as if i dont already
Date me?:ummmm no u sick fuck
Love me?:in a friendly way sure
Marry me?:butt buddies 4eva! lol jk hell no bro
mike
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