Up in Flames
How to get a new oven...
Melt the old one.
i left some ribs in the oven to keep warm. completely forgot about them, and turned on the cleaning cycle on the oven. so at 500 degrees the ribs obviously caught fire. and once the oven is locked, it wont unlock until it has cooled off. so the house is filled with smoke and the glass on the oven shatters. i turned off the gas, moved the fridge away from the oven, and let it die out. which took about 45 mins. it was kinda scary, but also funny. how im always saying "ima blow this place up some day" and i almost did.
Melt the old one.
i left some ribs in the oven to keep warm. completely forgot about them, and turned on the cleaning cycle on the oven. so at 500 degrees the ribs obviously caught fire. and once the oven is locked, it wont unlock until it has cooled off. so the house is filled with smoke and the glass on the oven shatters. i turned off the gas, moved the fridge away from the oven, and let it die out. which took about 45 mins. it was kinda scary, but also funny. how im always saying "ima blow this place up some day" and i almost did.